Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Bullshit or Not! October 27, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Velvet Acid Christ, The Art of Breaking Apart
2. Taintstick, 6 lbs. of Sound
3. Gorgoroth, Quantos Possunt Ad Satanitatem Trahunt
4. Ruins of Beverlast, Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite
5. Ghost Farts, Fear The Invisible Buttercup
6. Bowel Rot, Rancid Flesh Maggot
7. Dirty Wormz, The Parazite
8. Garbage Barge, Captain Squidtruck Outta Luck
9. Dentite Masochist, Necro Masticator
10. Hot Tasty Padrel, Melts In Your Mouth Not In Your Ass

Legit!
1. Velvet Acid Christ, The Art of Breaking Apart
2. Taintstick, 6 lbs. of Sound
3. Gorgoroth, Quantos Possunt Ad Satanitatem Trahunt
4. Ruins of Beverlast, Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite
7. Dirty Wormz, The Parazite

Bullshit!
5. Ghost Farts, Fear The Invisible Buttercup
6. Bowel Rot, Rancid Flesh Maggot
8. Garbage Barge, Captain Squidtruck Outta Luck
9. Dentite Masochist, Necro Masticator
10. Hot Tasty Padrel, Melts In Your Mouth Not In Your Ass

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