Sunday, December 29, 2013

Football Sunday. Kellen Winslow, 1982

By the Ron Burgundy ghost of Kellen Winslow, the Chargers somehow, unbelievably made the AFC playoffs. You stay classy San Diego...

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Friday, December 13, 2013

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Saturday, November 02, 2013

Friday, November 01, 2013

Bill Owens documents the anal retentive leaf collector.

Greatest 70's photo book ever. Suburbia, by Bill Owens, 1973. Buy it now! Amazon

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Friday, October 18, 2013

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Wednesday, October 02, 2013

Tuesday, October 01, 2013


He’s breaking bad. And looking badass doing it too. Once a pushover high school chemistry teacher wearing hush puppies & wrinkle free khakis, this Paco Camino Man is now the undisputed methamphetamine maestro of New Mexico. Whether out in the desert cooking cheap meth in an RV or creating the purest blue in a professional underground lab, he’s safely and stylishly dressed for any occasion. Expertly wearing a soft glove-leather WWI style trench coat by Jean-Paul Germain, rubberized cotton jump suit with outer quilted cotton bush jacket by Bill Kaiserman and futuristic leather racing goggles by Baruffaldi, the only laundry the Paco Camino Man ever worries about is laundering money.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Saturday, September 07, 2013


He’s a soft-spoken Southern gentleman living the good life. Some may say he’s a poor man’s Magnum, P.I. (which is ironic since Magnum is a broke-ass, non-rent paying sponge hanging at Robin Masters estate), but Matt Houston has it all. A successful Texas oil tycoon and sharp-shooting private dick, he’s got a wickedly hot personal assistant in Pamela Hensley, owns lavish mansions, private jets & helicopters, a fleet of exotic cars and tons of state-of-the art gadgets. He even has a Commodore VIC-20 computer with a database of all persons living or dead! Oh yeah. And the big sexy lug is a humanitarian too. Why just today, this studly Paco Camino Man was gracious to let Hawaiian Tropic hold a bikini contest at his estate in LA, and if that weren’t enough, he even volunteered to be a judge.

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Thursday, August 01, 2013

Monday, July 22, 2013

Suddenly, Last Summer

Liz Taylor on the set, 1959.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Friday, July 12, 2013

Friday, July 05, 2013


He’s a lady-seeking stingray in a speedboat. Suave yet sporty, his curly mane of windblown hair, designer Ray-Bans and on-the-go black & gold ringer T perfectly accessorize his giant phallus-like watercraft that makes any yacht look like a flaccid dinghy. Going the nautical mile to stay abreast of hot bikini-clad chicks, the Paco Camino Man will commandeer your gal pals from right under your nose while you’re fiddling with your seacock. And like shooting fish in a barrel, he’s reeled in a couple more hotties to come to the big party tonight at his exclusive oceanside villa. It’s always high times on the high seas when you’re reading Paco Camino.

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Vintage Ad: The Toke-O-Matic, 1977

Read closely--"Researched by the toke staff...and researched and researched and researched."

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Estate Sale Treasure: Christie Brinkley Cosmo, June 1977

The Eyes of Laura Mars photos. The fine fragrance & sexy suntan lotion ads. The articles like "The Wicked Stepchild! Your Most Passionate Rival," "Handbook For The New Woman Executive," and "Legs...Still Those Million Dollar Limbs! Plus Luciana Avedon's Body Plan. It's all here in this incredibly well preserved pop culture tome.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Decadent Smut: Christina's Thrills, 1983

A Breathless Race To the Summit of Passion: The exhilarating thrill of the Grand Prix and the fabulous touch of Christina van Bell--can you think of a more exciting combination? Racing from one dazzling pleasure to another, Christina embraces each sensual moment life has to offer. Everyone she meets is sure to get off when he gets on her fast track to triumphant satisfaction.

Monday, May 27, 2013