Thursday, December 25, 2014

Saturday, December 13, 2014


He’s got life by the reins. Taking an exhilarating break from a weeklong Christmas party at his majestic mountain mansion, the Paco Camino Man makes a booze run into town on an irresistibly charming one-horse sleigh. While loading up cases of premium liquor, imported beer, and archival wine, this adventurous sweater stud runs into a few fun-loving foxes who’d love to come back to his place for some naked reindeer games. Incredibly, these three sexy wise women bring forth many gifts. “I give expert Swedish massages while contorting my body into forbidden sexual positions,” said Inga. “I’m a master chef and baker that’s also won two world pole dancing titles,” said Cookie. “And I’ve got a satchel full of Columbian joints rolled by Rollie Fingers himself,” cooed Mary Jane. It’s always a good year when you’re a Paco Camino Man.