Saturday, December 31, 2011

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

PacopartymanaHe’s a rockin' New Year’s Eve stud that’s gonna party like it’s 1979. But regardless of year (or even decade), every night seems special when the Paco Camino Man is on the scene. Strutting through the world’s most exclusive nightclubs with his classic good looks, cocksure attitude and fine ass tuxedos, this playboy sex panther always brings the hottest babes back to his lavish mansion estate. Sure it’s nearly four o'clock in the morning, but for the Paco Camino Man, the evening’s just getting started.

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Decadent Smut: Christina's Quest, 1976

ChristinasQuestaElegant millionairess Christina van Bell discovers that her first affair is a mere aperitif to an international banquet of sensual pleasures. The feast is both lavish and lascivious as Christina travels first-class around the world to learn the identity of the most important lover in her life.

Drink and drugs had blurred the identity of Christina's first lover at that chic New York coctail party, but nothing could dim the ecstasy of the sexual experience. Now, years later, obsessed by the memory of that supreme pleasure, Christina is determined to find the one person who had once satisfied her so completely.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

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Oh he’s found Nemo all right. Using his deep maritime experience (from taming bearded clams to hunting down and killing a vindictive white whale), he’s now making waves in the oceanography community as the inventor of a gigantic penis pump named the Blowfish. Really now, this guy makes Troy McClure’s fish fetish look all wet. Steve Zissou & Aquaman think he’s a total freak of nature, and Jacques Cousteau must be rolling in his Davey Jones’ locker at the thought of the Paco Camino Man smoking coral reefers and conducting the first ever fish four-way with two sexy scuba assistants.

Monday, November 14, 2011

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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Decadent Smut: The Big Snatch, 1974

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Her L.U.S.T. mission is to capture the plans for the takeover of Thailand. Using her thighs to impress the Thais, Eve goes to Bangkok--and gets all she wants! Uncovering The Big Snatch is right up Eve's alley and she loves every minute of it!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

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Out on the town entertaining two foxy ladies at Café de Flore in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, The Paco Camino Man makes Ron Burgundy look like a foreign street bum. A wise man once wrote, “White is a victorious color, whether the situation is physical or intellectual.” Following Cool Fucker protocol, the Paco Camino Man triumphantly dons a white flannel jacket and Shantung trousers from Andre Balzac, wears sweet Charles Jourdan black & white patent leather shoes, and accessorizes with a Cerruti silk tie and custom handkerchief by Charvet. Rocking the shit out of the latest imported NYC fashions, the Paco Camino Man is not only fashion fierce, but he's a card-carrying master practitioner of gentlemanly sexual & social graces in any country or territory.

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Decadent Smut: Christina’s Hunger, 1977

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AN EXOTIC FEAST OF SEXUAL INDULGENCE ~ Sexy, wealthy
Christina van Bell, as wanton as she is wanted, indulges herself in a gourmet's
feast of sensual pleasures as she reigns over a fabulous penthouse restaurant
in Manhattan--seducing her international admirers with a cuisine of such
elegance that it is surpassed only by herself.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

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He’s fucking nailing the entrance to his 25th high school reunion. One thing's damn certain---he’s aged amazingly well. And his stunning wife looks exactly as she did when they first met as teen extras during the filming of Valley Girl. But back to tonight. Arriving in style, the Paco Camino Man is impeccably dressed in a raw silk dinner jacket and a cooling cotton, wing-collared formal shirt with killer front pin tucks. She’s wearing 'Glamorous Life,' a sexy, low-cut, gold lamé dress from the funky Sheila E. Collection. Almost like a movie, he’s a lock to win the Tom Cruise look-alike contest and no longer needs to borrow girls underpants to fake-prove he scored with some fully aged sophomore meat. Ever the romantic stud, the Paco Camino Man earlier today sax-serenaded his wife on the hood of his black 1967 restored Camaro parked at home plate at Dodger Stadium, and later tonight, the sexy couple will stop by Spicoli’s mansion for a smoke. In the morning, they'll all head on over to London to jam with The Stones!