Sunday, December 23, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Decadent Smut: Christina's Escape, 1981

Christinaescape copy NO ONE HAD EVER HELD CHRISTINA CAPTIVE: Never had society’s sexual codes restrained her. Never before had she been imprisoned—even by the limitations of her own flesh. But now, exotic heiress Christina van Bell’s carefree and capricious lifestyle is entangled in a web of kidnapping and ransom that forces her to flee in disguise to the far-flung corners of the earth. Before she can be free again, she must hide in anonymity in the shadows of Mexico and Micronesia, Seoul and Singapore, ever the fearful of a fate over which she has lost control.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Wednesday, December 05, 2012


He’s a game player. Using Risk and Stratego, the Paco Camino Man finds Life is a Candyland when you’ve got a Monopoly on Backgammon, Space Marbles and winning over foxy ladies. Scrabbling to set a Mousetrap, er, Booby Trap, in Trivial Pursuit of naked Twister, he’ll Toss Across some Chutes and Ladders with these sexy Mystery Dates. Sorry for the Trouble Parker Brothers, but you’ve got to get a Clue and split, because Yahtzee, this is a one man & three woman Operation. A real Connect Four.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012


He’s your boogeyman, turn him on. Hey, he may not have any social skills, but he’s a real cutup with the ladies. Sadly, there may be some deep-seeded stalking issues from stabbing his sister to death on Halloween night in her bedroom 15 years ago. Confined to a sanitarium since the incident, he’s decided to come home for Halloween. So really, is it his fault he stole a car and broke into a hardware store to steal a Shatner mask and some sharp knives? People need those things. His only other faux pas was maybe knifing a few horny teenagers and digging up his sister’s headstone from the cemetery and placing it on a bed with the corpse of a teenage slut. The Paco Camino Man. He can survive any injury, endure terrible film sequel, and put up with imitators like Camp Crystal Lake’s Jason Voorhees and that bum Freddy Krueger from down on Elm Street.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Friday, September 28, 2012

Friday, September 21, 2012

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Sunday, September 09, 2012

Friday, August 31, 2012

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Thursday, August 16, 2012


He's obviously a real crowd pleaser with the ladies at the pool, but in the ring my friend, he’ll break every bone in your body. And that goes fucking double for you Randy “Macho Man” Savage! The stud who body-slammed Andre the Giant in WrestleMania III and effortlessly flung Rocky Balboa into the fifth row in Rocky III, The Hulkster would one day star in one of the greatest films of all time (No Holds Barred) but also in one of the worst (Mr. Nanny). Perhaps still tormented by the shocking loss to The Ultimate Warrior in the epic 1990 WWF Championship (and for not teaching his son to drive responsibly), he’s nevertheless a true American Gladiator. And whether you call him Thunderlips, The Super Destroyer or Mr. America, he’s surely all Paco Camino Man.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Decadent Smut: Christina's Bliss, 1981

Chrisblissa A VOLUPTUOUS FROLIC THROUGH A LAND OF FORBIDDEN DESIRES Wild, tempestuous Christina van Bell is taken hostage by terrorists whose methods are carnal and relentless. How she contrives her escape is an edge-of-the-libido tale designed to entrall even the most jaded and sophisticated reader.

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Bob Beamon Walks on Air at the 1968 Mexico City Olympics

Beamon Without a doubt, the single greatest individual Olympic performance belongs to long jumper Bob Beamon. During the 1968 Mexico City Games, Beamon loped down a runway and leapt into immortality with an astounding jump of 29 feet, 2 1/2 inches to obliterate the world record by nearly two feet. No one else in the competition even inched closer to the old world record. Finally eclipsed in 1991, Beamon's amazing leap still stands as an Olympic record 44 years later.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Friday, July 20, 2012


HelmetRothHe’s just a gigolo and everywhere he goes, people know the part he’s playing. But don’t be fooled by his casually aloof persona—as playboy lead singer of Van Halen, he’ll fuck your girlfriend, pal. And he’ll do it right on stage, in front of you, in a stadium filled with tens of thousands of breast-baring fans and jealous boyfriends cheering him on. Concoctor of ideas like pretending to skydive out of an airplane before a 1978 Pasadena show and perfecting a sophisticated groupie backstage pass system, the Paco Camino Man can phone up legendary photographer Helmut Newton hanging poolside at the Beverly Hills Hotel and convince him to take pictures of you chained to a dog pen behind your house. That day. And do it for free. This poster would be folded into millions of Van Halen Women And Children First LPs in 1980. Simply just because.

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Decadent Smut: Christina's Treasure, 1980

ChristinatreasureaWealthy, restless Christina van Bell could not resist the promise of excitement and adventure on a Caribbean treasure hunt. But there were those among the hunters who considered her golden body the most desirable treasure of all. From Athens to Alaska, from Cyprus to the Caribbean, the exotic heiress involves herself in a never-ending quest for passion and plunder.

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

Sunday, June 03, 2012

Wednesday, May 16, 2012


PCMunderwear His perfect package is comfortably nestled in an open front v-neck wide collared macrame unitard. I mean seriously, that tight fitting blue & purple fucker has chest-exposing fabric buttons, cap sleeves, and hugs his ass like a custom bucket seat made of soft Corinthian leather. Oh yeah, he’s pulling it off. However just then, as the Paco Camino Man confidently models this ball-cradling sweater thingy knitted by his oversexed aunt Peg, the psychoactive hallucinogens & hydroponic pot kicked in, and his naked lover slowly begins to peek through her arm to witness a sex fashion nightmare. But take a deep breath, it's the 70’s, and this kind of shit happens all the time. She’ll just put Marvin Gaye’s sexy-as-hell album, I Want You on the record player and he’ll be free of the crotched abomination before Marvin even sings a note.

Friday, May 04, 2012

Burt Reynolds sings "Childhood 1949"

burt "Where was I, when childhood died? And manhood came, to take me..."

Monday, April 23, 2012

Friday, April 20, 2012