Monday, July 22, 2013

Suddenly, Last Summer

Liz Taylor on the set, 1959.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Friday, July 12, 2013

Friday, July 05, 2013


He’s a lady-seeking stingray in a speedboat. Suave yet sporty, his curly mane of windblown hair, designer Ray-Bans and on-the-go black & gold ringer T perfectly accessorize his giant phallus-like watercraft that makes any yacht look like a flaccid dinghy. Going the nautical mile to stay abreast of hot bikini-clad chicks, the Paco Camino Man will commandeer your gal pals from right under your nose while you’re fiddling with your seacock. And like shooting fish in a barrel, he’s reeled in a couple more hotties to come to the big party tonight at his exclusive oceanside villa. It’s always high times on the high seas when you’re reading Paco Camino.

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Vintage Ad: The Toke-O-Matic, 1977

Read closely--"Researched by the toke staff...and researched and researched and researched."