Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
AN AROMATIC PLUNGE INTO EROTIC PLEASURE: When dazzling Chrsitina van Bell sets out to save a faltering house of high fashion perfume and cosmetics, she embraces the task with all the passion for which she is so famous. From Rome to the Rockies, the world's proudest men and women succumb to Christina's seductive fragrance--and thrill to the taste of her red-hot lipstick. They learn to their deepest delight that no bottled magic can match the natural beauty of Christians' essence.
Posted by Feo Mateo at 8:36 PM
Sunday, August 10, 2014
"Theme from Jaws plays"
[A knock at the door]
Woman: [approaches the door] Yes?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??
Woman: Who is it?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers? From whom?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Plumber, ma'am..
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
Land Shark: [muffled voice] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..
Woman: A dolphin? Well.. okay..
[she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway]
Posted by Feo Mateo at 12:04 AM