Thursday, March 26, 2015

Friday, March 13, 2015

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

All the ladies love to grip his racquet and hold his golden set of balls. Attracting sexy, able-bodied women like Bjorn Borg collects French Open trophies, the Paco Camino Man scores at will, serving flirtatious crosscourt volleys with backhanded forearm precision. Flaunting Tony Manero dancing hair and an irresistible Chico and the Man moustache, this club ace proudly wears an expensive pro shop v-neck and bulging white tennis shorts that he secretly charged to the Underhills. Whether playing hard court singles or dirtballer doubles, the Paco Camino Man has mastered the art of the sweet spot and keeps right on swinging. Game, set, match.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Friday, February 20, 2015

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Whether cross country skiing at his exclusive mountain resort or expertly anchoring an all night three-way by the fireplace, the Paco Camino Man is always there to lend a hand. Wearing ass-accentuating ski pants and a rugged hand-knit wool sweater, this outdoorsy sportsman also playfully accessorizes with kaleidoscope pattern knee socks that really show off his athletic calves. The Paco Camino Man. He has the bushwalking stamina necessary to emerge victorious in any Norwegian Birkebeineren, Swedish Vasaloppet or a good ‘ol American Tug Hill Tourathon.

Thursday, February 19, 2015