Sunday, September 28, 2014

Decadent Smut: Christina's Sensation, 1984

Sex and television are the two greatest American pastimes. So count on Christina van Bell to unite these fabulous phenomena in a sensuous mating of high tech and low lust. Through the miracle of video cassettes, the inexhaustible Christina plans to bring her own exciting brand of sexuality to home boxes all across the nation--and the turned-on denizens of TV-land will never be the same.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Sunday, September 07, 2014

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Thursday, August 28, 2014

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He owns the luckiest bath towels in the world. With a lubricating passion for slippy motion lotions & aromatic fragrance potions, he’s a genuine pioneer in the fine art of manscaping. A sensation on the college lecture circuit, his groundbreaking work orchestrating sexy threesomes is the stuff of legend. Masters & Johnson have nothing on him since you could say he’s completely mastered his Johnson. Groan--even with a weak-ass dick joke like that, the Paco Camino Man is still accompanying two beautiful ladies to a steamy, drop-towel party in his sauna. See, he’s looking at the man in the mirror and knows there’s no need to change his ways--he’s making the world a better place with his impeccable bedroom etiquette, yummy personal grooming, and intoxicating aerosol knowledge of the sexual universe.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Summer loving, had me a blast..


Summer loving, happened so fast.
I met a girl, crazy for me,
met a boy, cute as can be.
summer days, drifting away,
to, ooh ah, oh those summer nights...

Friday, August 15, 2014