Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Bullshit or Not! May 11, 2010 Album Releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Wax Fang, La La Land
2. Stinky Toys, Plastic Faces
3. Brain Drill, Quantum Catastrophe
4. Puffy Areolas, In The Army, 1981
5. Stencho-Tronics, Electro-Beatdown
6. Holy Fuck, Latin
7. Shitty City Burnouts, Sunshine City Slurs
8. Micro Farts, Deep Channel Damage
9. Off Duty Doughnuts, Bombs Away
10. Sex Addicts, What Problem?
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Legit!
1. Wax Fang, La La Land
2. Stinky Toys, Plastic Faces
3. Brain Drill, Quantum Catastrophe
4. Puffy Areolas, In The Army, 1981
6. Holy Fuck, Latin
Bullshit!
5. Stencho-Tronics, Electro-Beatdown
7. Shitty City Burnouts, Sunshine City Slurs
8. Micro Farts, Deep Channel Damage
9. Off Duty Doughnuts, Bombs Away
10. Sex Addicts, What Problem?

Sunday, May 09, 2010

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s an opportunist. Despite looking like a greasy dork in his concession stand duds, when this horny surfer has the chance to check out a hot chick, he totally goes for it. Straight out of a scene from a raunchy T&A matinee classic, the Paco Camino Man knows that if Debbie leans back any further, he may see some hair pie. Of course, his boss will totally bitch him out for being a perv, but it’ll all be worth it. Ah, Debbie in her scarlet letter cheerleader uniform. Sure she’s got her eyes on the entire football team, but if Brad here plays his cards right, a milkshake on the house might equal one in his pants come halftime.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Bullshit or Not! May 4, 2010 Album Releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Sex Presleys, Never Mind The Pollocks, We’re The Cod Army
2. Killer Bong, Leipzig Dub
3. Massive Guilt Trip, You’re Standing On My Hair
4. 8 Inch Betsy, Mean Days
5. Sonic Death Pigeon, Your Windshield is Mine
6. Various Artists, String Tribute to Deftones
7. Pool Fulla Badgers, Roadkill Smorgasbord
8. Cesar Puente & the Grass Skirt Cross-Dressers, Nookie Luau
9. Pathology, Incisions of Perverse Debauchery
10. Various Artists, Smooth Sax Tribute to Cannibal Corpse
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Legit!
1. Sex Presleys, Never Mind The Pollocks, We’re The Cod Army
2. Killer Bong, Leipzig Dub
4. 8 Inch Betsy, Mean Days
6. Various Artists, String Tribute to Deftones
9. Pathology, Incisions of Perverse Debauchery

Bullshit!
3. Massive Guilt Trip, You’re Standing On My Hair
5. Sonic Death Pigeon, Your Windshield is Mine
7. Pool Fulla Badgers, Roadkill Smorgasbord
8. Cesar Puente & the Grass Skirt Cross-Dressers, Nookie Luau
10. Various Artists, Smooth Sax Tribute to Cannibal Corpse

Saturday, May 01, 2010