WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Oh he’s found Nemo all right. Using his deep maritime experience (from taming bearded clams to hunting down and killing a vindictive white whale), he’s now making waves in the oceanography community as the inventor of a gigantic penis pump named the Blowfish. Really now, this guy makes Troy McClure’s fish fetish look all wet. Steve Zissou & Aquaman think he’s a total freak of nature, and Jacques Cousteau must be rolling in his Davey Jones’ locker at the thought of the Paco Camino Man smoking coral reefers and conducting the first ever fish four-way with two sexy scuba assistants.