Monday, December 28, 2015

Friday, December 25, 2015

Fu Manchu, "Pigeon Toe" live in Pittsburgh, Jan 23, 2000

Found in a dusty shoebox in the back of a spare room closet, this old clip captures Fu Manchu opening for Anthrax at the Metropol Club. Merry Christmas.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Friday, December 11, 2015

Monday, November 30, 2015

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Friday, September 18, 2015

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s dressed like a saucy celebrity regular on Match Game that constantly slays the host, breaks up contestants, and shocks audiences with his brilliant off-color answers. Dragged out to play a round of golf, The Paco Camino Man completes an exclusive country club foursome, unleashing a ridiculously amazing clinic on how to play this stupid non-sport. “With my pro baseball experience and my college night-putting exploits, I’ll just play it out of the ocean beneath a 200-foot cliff and roll it on the green.” Ahem, just to let you know, he teed off blindfolded after shotgunning a beer and smoking a jazz cigarette. In fact, he once made an approach off a beached whale's blowhole during a round with a neurotic wannabe marine biologist, a hipster doofus, and an observational comedian. Shit, sometimes, just for the fuck of it, he solves cartoonish crimes with a few close friends, the Harlem Globetrotters, and a stoner dog in a custom Mystery Machine van.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Fucking Trump Can't Even Get the Makeup Right.

And Rolling Stone can't fucking spell David St. Hubbins correctly either.

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Weapons 'n Flowers, Hungry For Annihilation

Heard the band is getting back together. They'll play all the hits including "Greetings to the Forest," "December Snow" and "Utopia Town."

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Vintage Ad: Frost & Tip, 1983

Yep, that's a young Kathy Ireland on the left.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Monday, June 01, 2015

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Tuesday, May 05, 2015

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s always turning heads of coquettish women who browse upscale furniture boutiques. While an intrigued admirer steals lustful glances, the handsome Paco Camino Man has his sights on a raven-haired coed hipster and impresses her with his charming knowledge of mod Scandinavian furniture designed by the likes of Vico Magistretti and Ettore Sottsass. Apprehensive at first about handling a burnt-orange orb chair, she quickly relaxes and is gently coaxed into accepting the big hard plastic between her legs. Sealing a hot two-for-one sale, the Paco Camino Man is walking out of here with a perfect pair of sexy bookends to really tie his bedroom together.

Friday, April 24, 2015

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Decadent Smut: Christina's Nights, 1977

AN EXOTIC VOYAGE FILLED WITH MYRIAD SENSUAL PLEASURES
That celebrated darling of jet-set sensuality, Christina van Bell, sets out to solve
the enigma of the vanishing vixens. The trail leads from New York to Damascus to
Baghdad to Afghanistan and home to the two men who love her most.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Thursday, April 09, 2015

Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Sunday, April 05, 2015

Saturday, April 04, 2015

Wednesday, April 01, 2015

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Friday, March 13, 2015

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

All the ladies love to grip his racquet and hold his golden set of balls. Attracting sexy, able-bodied women like Bjorn Borg collects French Open trophies, the Paco Camino Man scores at will, serving flirtatious crosscourt volleys with backhanded forearm precision. Flaunting Tony Manero dancing hair and an irresistible Chico and the Man moustache, this club ace proudly wears an expensive pro shop v-neck and bulging white tennis shorts that he secretly charged to the Underhills. Whether playing hard court singles or dirtballer doubles, the Paco Camino Man has mastered the art of the sweet spot and keeps right on swinging. Game, set, match.