Friday, March 13, 2015

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

All the ladies love to grip his racquet and hold his golden set of balls. Attracting sexy, able-bodied women like Bjorn Borg collects French Open trophies, the Paco Camino Man scores at will, serving flirtatious crosscourt volleys with backhanded forearm precision. Flaunting Tony Manero dancing hair and an irresistible Chico and the Man moustache, this club ace proudly wears an expensive pro shop v-neck and bulging white tennis shorts that he secretly charged to the Underhills. Whether playing hard court singles or dirtballer doubles, the Paco Camino Man has mastered the art of the sweet spot and keeps right on swinging. Game, set, match.

1 comment:

Brandon Mckenna said...

Hahaha well played, sir. As always