Thursday, December 31, 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Va-Va-Voom: Veruschka

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Bullshit or Not! December 15, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Thulsa Doom, She Fucks Me!
2. El Salvador Dali, The Persistence of Memory in Central America
3. Various Artists, Yule Tide Me Over: A Tiger Woods Transgression Christmas
4. Beans On Toast, Standing On A Chair
5. Hot Poop, The Hot Scoop on the Best Shit
6. Nurse With Wound, Paranoia In Hi-Fi
7. Forbidden Fruit, Must. Have. Now.
8. Negative Reaction, Under The Ancient Penalty
9. Travis “Moonchild” Haddix, If I’m One, You’re One Too
10. Tungle Wang, Floople Town Diaries
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Legit!
1. Thulsa Doom, She Fucks Me!
4. Beans On Toast, Standing On A Chair
6. Nurse With Wound, Paranoia In Hi-Fi
8. Negative Reaction, Under The Ancient Penalty
9. Travis “Moonchild” Haddix, If I’m One, You’re One Too

Bullshit!
2. El Salvador Dali, The Persistence of Memory in Central America
3. Various Artists, Yule Tide Me Over: A Tiger Woods Transgression Christmas
5. Hot Poop, The Hot Scoop on the Best Shit
7. Forbidden Fruit, Must. Have. Now.
10. Tungle Wang, Floople Town Diaries

Monday, December 14, 2009

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Despite the cold temperature outside, women burn hot inside for the Paco Camino Man. Maybe it’s his Brylcreem snow shield hair or the way he wears his stretch-fit polyester ribbed turtlenecks coordinated with tonal urban overcoats, but attractive women everywhere just want to bone his ass. And every Christmas this unassuming stud proves ‘going green’ isn’t merely a fad; it’s a way of life. Using just three pieces of tape and some yarn to wrap his big package, both Heidi and Rita can’t help fantasize about another naked fireside chat on his bearskin rug. Dude, better call the acquisitions office because you’ll be working on some delicate skin mergers clear through New Year’s.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Bullshit or Not! December 8, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Rockin’ Bonnie & the Rot Gut Shots, Cocktail Jubilee
2. Turdifier, Brown Is The New Green
3. Enter Santaman, A Christmas Tribute To Metallica
4. Cowboy Prostitutes, Let Me Have Your Heart
5. Pink Floyd, Candy Canes At The Gates Of Dawn
6. Japanther, Skuffed Up My Huffy
7. Tex Cowboy & the Stabby Ranch Hands, Them’s Fightin’ Words
8. Cankle Fever, Grow A Pair
9. Jon Dee Graham & the Fighting Cocks, It’s Not As Bad As It Looks
10. Hellmouth, Destroy Everything, Worship Nothing
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Legit!
1. Rockin’ Bonnie & the Rot Gut Shots, Cocktail Jubilee
4. Cowboy Prostitutes, Let Me Have Your Heart
6. Japanther, Skuffed Up My Huffy
9. Jon Dee Graham & the Fighting Cocks, It’s Not As Bad As It Looks
10. Hellmouth, Destroy Everything, Worship Nothing

Bullshit!
2. Turdifier, Brown Is The New Green
3. Enter Santaman, A Christmas Tribute To Metallica
5. Pink Floyd, Candy Canes At The Gates Of Dawn
7. Tex Cowboy & the Stabby Ranch Hands, Them’s Fightin’ Words
8. Cankle Fever, Grow A Pair

Monday, December 07, 2009

Decadent Smut: Nicole Touches the Stars, 1983

Nicole Lights ...Camera...Nicole: Nicole brings her special magic to the glitter of Hollywood when she stars in an X-rated excursion into ecstasy. From the beach at Malibu to the boulevards of Paris, she exhausts every route to forbidden pleasure known to man and woman. There has never been a love goddess hotter than Nicole...with a sigh so scorching and a touch so torrid that she burns up the screen.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Saturday, December 05, 2009

An angry wish list item from a cranky old street man. Really.

"Anyone with an iPod can suck my ass. I want a Steropack, motherfucker. It plays cassettes, weighs only three and half pounds and costs a mere $185. Stuff that shit in your goddamn stocking this year!"

Friday, December 04, 2009

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Bullshit or Not! December 1, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Fat Freddy’s Drop, Based On a True Story
2. Cephalotripsy , Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies
3. Rocking Dildos, Horny Hit Parade
4. Buttastic Ass-Slappers, Fine, Then You Explain How The Pinecone Got There
5. Motorcycle Girl, She Got The Boots, But She Ain’t Got No Bike
6. Sadistik Exekution, We Are Death Fukk You
7. Pot Smoke Sandstorm, Lungs of Fury Meet Window Blowback
8. Witchfinder General, Death Penalty
9. Good Grades & The Eggheads, Extra Credit Brown Nose
10. Hair Pie, Pan Down, We Want Hair Pie!
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Legit!
1. Fat Freddy’s Drop, Based On a True Story
2. Cephalotripsy , Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies
3. Rocking Dildos, Horny Hit Parade
6. Sadistik Exekution, We Are Death Fukk You
8. Witchfinder General, Death Penalty

Bullshit!
4. Buttastic Ass-Slappers, Fine, Then You Explain How The Pinecone Got There
5. Motorcycle Girl, She Got The Boots, But She Ain’t Got No Bike
7. Pot Smoke Sandstorm, Lungs of Fury Meet Window Blowback
9. Good Grades & The Eggheads, Extra Credit Brown Nose
10. Hair Pie, Pan Down, We Want Hair Pie!