Friday, December 03, 2010

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

PacoPeltmana
He’s PETA’s worst fucking nightmare. Engulfed in more endangered fur than a prehistoric caveman from Antarctica, this leathery outdoorsman keeps his women warm with enough animal pelts to choke Zsa Zsa Gabor. Seriously, this guy has more fur than a Russian street pimp stationed in Afghanistan during a winter holocaust. Anyway, out on a dogsled run on his sprawling mountainside retreat, the Paco Camino Man leads the pack with his perfectly chiseled facial features and Blagojevich mane of thick dark hair. Better save your strength ladies, because tonight this sexual Iditarod will conclude inside by the fireplace on a giant bearskin rug. Ironically, bareback.

2 comments:

Ian said...

needing extra fur for the winter, away with the chill, I can understand that

vib.h.u said...

there is no woman within a 10-km radius unaware of his presence and his radiating libido; even your girlfriend whom you hold in the background. sled dogs also end their search for an alpha male in him.