He’s PETA’s worst fucking nightmare. Engulfed in more endangered fur than a prehistoric caveman from Antarctica, this leathery outdoorsman keeps his women warm with enough animal pelts to choke Zsa Zsa Gabor. Seriously, this guy has more fur than a Russian street pimp stationed in Afghanistan during a winter holocaust. Anyway, out on a dogsled run on his sprawling mountainside retreat, the Paco Camino Man leads the pack with his perfectly chiseled facial features and Blagojevich mane of thick dark hair. Better save your strength ladies, because tonight this sexual Iditarod will conclude inside by the fireplace on a giant bearskin rug. Ironically, bareback.
Friday, December 03, 2010
Posted by Feo Mateo at 12:02 AM