Tuesday, April 28, 2015

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s always turning heads of coquettish women who browse upscale furniture boutiques. While an intrigued admirer steals lustful glances, the handsome Paco Camino Man has his sights on a raven-haired coed hipster and impresses her with his charming knowledge of mod Scandinavian furniture designed by the likes of Vico Magistretti and Ettore Sottsass. Apprehensive at first about handling a burnt-orange orb chair, she quickly relaxes and is gently coaxed into accepting the big hard plastic between her legs. Sealing a hot two-for-one sale, the Paco Camino Man is walking out of here with a perfect pair of sexy bookends to really tie his bedroom together.

Friday, April 24, 2015

Should I open it? Sealed Iron Eagle vinyl soundtrack, 1986.

I opened it. And it was mostly awful.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Decadent Smut: Christina's Nights, 1977

AN EXOTIC VOYAGE FILLED WITH MYRIAD SENSUAL PLEASURES
That celebrated darling of jet-set sensuality, Christina van Bell, sets out to solve
the enigma of the vanishing vixens. The trail leads from New York to Damascus to
Baghdad to Afghanistan and home to the two men who love her most.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Thursday, April 09, 2015

Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Sunday, April 05, 2015

Saturday, April 04, 2015

Wednesday, April 01, 2015