Sunday, April 17, 2011


He makes Tony Stark look like Red Green. A mysterious billionaire living life in the fast lane, he’s quite likely the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Expertly styled in a mod tweed suit, bold red & white striped wool shirt and imported Nunn Bush dress shoes, the Paco Camino Man takes a cigarette break from joyriding in his own prototype pace car that runs on seawater. That’s right, bitch. Sea-fucking-water. His awesomeness is no doubt, completely blowing the mind of his hot new personal assistant. In fact, the sexual tension is revved up so high, it’ll conclude tonight when they’re both wrapped naked in his checkered flag silk sheets back at his lavish mansion. The Paco Camino Man. In the bedroom or the boardroom, his whole life is a victory lap.

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