WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s a lady-seeking stingray in a speedboat. Suave yet sporty, his curly mane of windblown hair, designer Ray-Bans and on-the-go black & gold ringer T perfectly accessorize his giant phallus-like watercraft that makes any yacht look like a flaccid dinghy. Going the nautical mile to stay abreast of hot bikini-clad chicks, the Paco Camino Man will commandeer your gal pals from right under your nose while you’re fiddling with your seacock. And like shooting fish in a barrel, he’s reeled in a couple more hotties to come to the big party tonight at his exclusive oceanside villa. It’s always high times on the high seas when you’re reading Paco Camino.