Thursday, August 16, 2012


He's obviously a real crowd pleaser with the ladies at the pool, but in the ring my friend, he’ll break every bone in your body. And that goes fucking double for you Randy “Macho Man” Savage! The stud who body-slammed Andre the Giant in WrestleMania III and effortlessly flung Rocky Balboa into the fifth row in Rocky III, The Hulkster would one day star in one of the greatest films of all time (No Holds Barred) but also in one of the worst (Mr. Nanny). Perhaps still tormented by the shocking loss to The Ultimate Warrior in the epic 1990 WWF Championship (and for not teaching his son to drive responsibly), he’s nevertheless a true American Gladiator. And whether you call him Thunderlips, The Super Destroyer or Mr. America, he’s surely all Paco Camino Man.

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