Tuesday, October 06, 2009

WHAT SORT OF WOMAN READS PACO CAMINO?

She’s totally hotter than hell, wears her hair high and loves the freedom of going topless at her exclusive multi-room uptown apartment. Wearing nicely fitting vertical-striped pants beautifully accentuating her tasteful horizontal tan lines, the Paco Camino Woman surrounds herself with fuzzy wall-to-wall shag carpeting, the latest in mod Icelandic furniture, and she’s always up for a good time armed with both a touch-tone and a dial-up phone at her disposal. Ready to rock the keyboards, the Paco Camino Woman is not only girl next door sexy, but she makes Oscar Peterson sound like a drunk circus clown playing a hicktown skating rink on seniors night.

3 comments:

Super V de la Misericordia said...

where can i get those pants?

Anonymous said...

¨armed with both a touch-tone and a dial-up phone at her disposal¨

so funny!

Anonymous said...

I love everything about this picture. If someone could offer the name of this marvelleous woman, it'be much appreciated.