WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Taking a stroll through the most exclusive ski resort in the Colorado rockies, the Paco Camino Man piques the interest of a couple of snow bunnies at the poolside bar. Maybe it’s the attention-grabbing ribbed knit turtleneck sweater, or the perfectly fitted comfort slacks showing off his athletic physique, or perhaps it’s the mane of expertly coifed hair accentuating his sculpted facial features—women are lustfully drawn to him like a half-price shoe sale at Neiman Marcus. So charismatic and confident is the Paco Camino Man, he'll invite three beautiful women back to his pad. “Say, I have a shag-carpeted suite with a king sized waterbed, a fully stocked wet bar and some choice Columbian weed that practically rolls itself, how about we get our swim on upstairs?”