Thursday, April 22, 2010

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He can see your house from here in his kick-ass balloon car. That’s right my brother, when you’ve got a motherfucking balloon car, it’s easy to get high and roll in style. Now, surely driving a balloon car is a fun adventure and a surefire way to get into any chick's pants, but sometimes in deeply reflective moments, the Paco Camino Man will look at the beautiful countryside floating underneath him and think, “Man, I’ll bet that starving dude from Into The Wild would’ve loved one of these, huh? Not only could Alexander Supertramp have crossed a raging river, but he could have made a sandwich and a stiff cocktail from the wet bar and custom deli fridge built in the back.”

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