WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He could feel the sexual attraction brewing the moment these two beautiful women arrived for an intimate dinner at his swanky Oceanside villa. Diane, a gorgeous bi-curious brunette (just aching to lose her sexual inhibitions) was instantly turned on by Jan, a stunning free spirited blonde who’s always up for a threesome. After smoking some of the finest Columbian weed and opening a ridiculously expensive bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild, the Paco Camino Man will put his impressive culinary prowess on full display. Seriously now, the big chef can really handle his meat. Giving new meaning to angry cooking reality shows, the only screaming going on here will be the shrieks of ecstasy coming from the bedroom later. Loser does the dishes.