WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He's The Mexican Blutarsky. Achieving legendary status as a celebrity strong man dungeon pimp, this good-natured gringo from Guadalajara is putting seven years of college from a south of the border massage therapy school to good use. Sporting tree trunk arms and a thick handlebar mustache than can do pushups on it’s own, this he-man wears a bold headband (taming his burly black hair), a custom back-supporting utility belt and garment dyed man-skirt. Adorning his foxy concubines in irresistible decorative beads, the Paco Camino Man laughs in a deep voice, “You like what you see, amigo? If not you scrawny homo, I can sell you kettle bell weights out of my garage.”