WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

For starters, he can wear a totally gay bow tie and still get laid. And plaid—a pattern often reserved for bald bookworms and dweeby digit-heads—always seems to get the attention of foxy ladies who can spot him from across smoky singles bars. Maybe it’s his rocking lion’s mane of untamed hair or his manly porn diller mustache, but one thing is for certain—women aren’t shy about flashing major ass his way. In fact he has so much hot ass piling up at his swinging bachelor pad that he tips the paperboy extra just to take some off his hands. Now, you’ll have to excuse this plaid stallion because he’s about to saddle up for some wild bareback filly riding. The Paco Camino Man: He ain’t talkin’ ‘bout horses.