WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Take Off…On a Completely Unique Experience! The Paco Camino Man drinks a fuckload of beer and keeps mountains of Colt 45 talls plentifully stocked in his elevated mushroom house located above the Cliffs of Dover. Casually commandeering, the Paco Camino Man also prefers his mushroom house sex groupies to wear outlandish space outfits complete with silver boots, metallic shoulder shields and clear plexiglas helmet globes. Don’t worry though; they’ll be coming off when the pretty ladies adjust to his groinal area pressure changes, girthonal longitude and atmospheric increases. No problem here, Houston. The Paco Camino Man: Partnering with Colt 45 in exchange for Colt 45. It's out of this world.