WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

How many private planes do you own? The Paco Camino Man not only keeps several on stand by at his secluded mansion, but he’s also licensed to thrill aeronautically with top gun cockpit clearance to fly erogenous zones. Sporting perfectly windswept daredevilish hair, gold-rimmed, amber-tinted aviator sunglasses, and a daring, melon-colored wide lapel rayon sport shirt bursting from his formfitting tweed jacket, the Paco Camino Man is an experienced pioneer of the mile high club. Attracting sensual, wing-on-a-prayer birds of a feather, the Paco Camino Man only asks you keep the landing strip clear of debris, but still carpeted and well lit. Because the sky’s the limit when you’re flying high with Paco Camino baby.