WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He can see your house from here in his kick-ass balloon car. That’s right my brother, when you’ve got a motherfucking balloon car, it’s easy to get high and roll in style. Now flying a balloon car is always fun adventure and a surefire way to get into any chicks pants, but sometimes, in his more reflective moments, the Paco Camino Man will look at the beautiful countryside floating underneath him and think, “Damn dude, I’ll bet that poor guy from Into The Wild would’ve loved one of these, huh? Not only could he have simply crossed a raging river, but he also could've made himself a stiff cocktail from the wet bar and eaten a sandwich from the custom deli fridge built in the back.”