Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Bullshit or Not! March 24, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Hard-Ons, Suck and Swallow
2. Condo Fucks, Fuckbook
3. Dick Hammer, Stimulus My Package
4. Chump Stains, Yuk It Up Asshole
5. Multi-Pattern Lawn Chair, Damn Good Sit
6. Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine, I Blame The Government
7. Brown Henry, Men With Boobs
8. The B&M’s, Rots In Your Mouth Not In Your Hands
9. Dukes Of Stratosphear, Psonic Psunspot
10. Hamster Theatre, Carnival Detournement

Legit!
1. Hard-Ons, Suck and Swallow
2. Condo Fucks, Fuckbook
6. Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine, I Blame The Government
9. Dukes Of Stratosphear, Psonic Psunspot
10. Hamster Theatre, Carnival Detournement

Bullshit!
3. Dick Hammer, Stimulus My Package
4. Chump Stains, Yuk It Up Asshole
5. Multi-Pattern Lawn Chair, Damn Good Sit
7. Brown Henry, Men With Boobs
8. The B&M’s, Rots In Your Mouth Not In Your Hands

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