Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Bullshit or Not! January 20, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Tesco Vee’s Hate Police, Gonzo-Hate-Vibe
2. Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, Living For Death, Destroying The Rest
3. Titus Andronicus, Airing of the Grievances
4. Green Carrot, Rots In Your Mouth Not In Your Band
5. Sheered Lepus, One Bad Bunny
6. Boner Scouts, Pitching a Trouser Tent
7. Various Artists, Smooth Moves: A Jazz Tribute Celebrating Laxatives
8. Wet Sans Brolly, Cornfed Humans
9. Going Postal, Mailing It In
10. Chewing Feverishly, Caught Masticating

Legit!
1. Tesco Vee’s Hate Police, Gonzo-Hate-Vibe
2. Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, Living For Death, Destroying The Rest
3. Titus Andronicus, Airing of the Grievances
5. Sheered Lepus, One Bad Bunny
8. Wet Sans Brolly, Cornfed Humans

Bullshit!
4. Green Carrot, Rots In Your Mouth Not In Your Band
6. Boner Scouts, Pitching a Trouser Tent
7. Various Artists, Smooth Moves: A Jazz Tribute Celebrating Laxatives
9. Going Postal, Mailing It In
10. Chewing Feverishly, Caught Masticating

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