paco camino

Sunday, July 17, 2011

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s fucking nailing the entrance to his 25th high school reunion. One thing's damn certain---he’s aged amazingly well. And his stunning wife looks exactly as she did when they first met as teen extras during the filming of Valley Girl. But back to tonight. Arriving in style, the Paco Camino Man is impeccably dressed in a raw silk dinner jacket and a cooling cotton, wing-collared formal shirt with killer front pin tucks. She’s wearing 'Glamorous Life,' a sexy, low-cut, gold lamé dress from the funky Sheila E. Collection. Almost like a movie, he’s a lock to win the Tom Cruise look-alike contest and no longer needs to borrow girls underpants to fake-prove he scored with some fully aged sophomore meat. Ever the romantic stud, the Paco Camino Man earlier today sax-serenaded his wife on the hood of his black 1967 restored Camaro parked at home plate at Dodger Stadium, and later tonight, the sexy couple will stop by Spicoli’s mansion for a smoke. In the morning, they'll all head on over to London to jam with The Stones!

Monday, June 06, 2011

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s a thrill-seeking pussy magnet with a hard-on for Baja desert sailing. No doubt, he just loves getting blown. By warm, stiff winds of course. Why, what're you thinking? Oh sure, he gets plenty of that too. In fact, his gear stick is often so wet, he has to spend time in the arid desert just to keep his massive erections in harmonious balance with nature. Women don’t call him ‘Kickstand’ for nothing—he’s certainly in no danger of ever tipping over when he’s totally stoked. Speeding over the cracked desert floor with hot chicks in his lap really puts the wind in his sails, and for this handsome Paco Camino Man, he’s about to successfully circumnavigate yet another fantastic voyage.