Thursday, January 22, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Bullshit or Not! January 20, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Tesco Vee’s Hate Police, Gonzo-Hate-Vibe
2. Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, Living For Death, Destroying The Rest
3. Titus Andronicus, Airing of the Grievances
4. Green Carrot, Rots In Your Mouth Not In Your Band
5. Sheered Lepus, One Bad Bunny
6. Boner Scouts, Pitching a Trouser Tent
7. Various Artists, Smooth Moves: A Jazz Tribute Celebrating Laxatives
8. Wet Sans Brolly, Cornfed Humans
9. Going Postal, Mailing It In
10. Chewing Feverishly, Caught Masticating

Legit!
1. Tesco Vee’s Hate Police, Gonzo-Hate-Vibe
2. Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, Living For Death, Destroying The Rest
3. Titus Andronicus, Airing of the Grievances
5. Sheered Lepus, One Bad Bunny
8. Wet Sans Brolly, Cornfed Humans

Bullshit!
4. Green Carrot, Rots In Your Mouth Not In Your Band
6. Boner Scouts, Pitching a Trouser Tent
7. Various Artists, Smooth Moves: A Jazz Tribute Celebrating Laxatives
9. Going Postal, Mailing It In
10. Chewing Feverishly, Caught Masticating

Monday, January 19, 2009

Sarah Silverman. The first comic to shit on MLK


Was Martin Luther King Jr. really a litterbug? And did he purposely fart in the car with windows up to torture his family? Finally the answers. I hear Sarah has been asked to say a few words about Obama at the Inauguration tomorrow. Should go well.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

How Ray Lewis gets pumped up to play the evil Steelers

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The Faith Tones inspire hard tackling and a glorious spiritual high like heaven itself.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Decadent Smut: Christina’s Obsession, 1981

ChrisObsessiona AN EROTIC JOURNEY INTO TEMPTATION AND LUST. As talented as she is tempting, ravishingly beautiful heiress Christina van Bell converts the love seat of her boudoir into a couch of carnal consultation as she utilizes her wealth of erotic experiences to benefit those who seek her sage and sensual advice. As a quasi lay therapist, her passion and compassion merge with freudian finesse to engage her in bold and bizarre new experiments in sexual orientation.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Farewell Mr. Roarke

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R.I.P. Ricardo Montalban 1920-2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Video Flashback: Faith No More, "The Real Thing"


Faith No More live at London's famed Brixton Academy on April 28, 1990.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Bullshit or Not! January 13, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. The Bastard Noise, Rogue Astronaut
2. Virgin Blood, Slut Sacrifice
3. Pee Farm, 50-Year Draught
4. Flart, Face Time With The Wizard
5. Dead Pleasures, A Chorus Of Corpses
6. Capitalist Casualties, Subdivisions In Ruin
7. P.C.U., Can You Blow Me Where The Pampers Is?
8. Red Right Hand, Plotting Your Death
9. Hellraisers From Hell, See You In Hell
10. This Will Destroy You, Field Studies

Legit!
1. The Bastard Noise, Rogue Astronaut
5. Dead Pleasures, A Chorus Of Corpses
6. Capitalist Casualties, Subdivisions In Ruin
8. Red Right Hand, Plotting Your Death
10. This Will Destroy You, Field Studies

Bullshit!
2. Virgin Blood, Slut Sacrifice
3. Pee Farm, 50-Year Draught
4. Flart, Face Time With The Wizard
7. P.C.U., Can You Blow Me Where The Pampers Is?
9. Hellraisers From Hell, See You In Hell