Sunday, August 10, 2014


"Theme from Jaws plays"
[A knock at the door]
 Woman: [approaches the door] Yes?
 Land Shark: [muffled voice] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??
 Woman: Who?
 Land Shark: [muffled voice] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??
 Woman: Who is it?
 Land Shark: [muffled voice] Flowers.
 Woman: Flowers? From whom?
 Land Shark: [muffled voice] Plumber, ma'am..
 Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
 Land Shark: [muffled voice] Candygram.
 Woman: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
 Land Shark: [muffled voice] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..
 Woman: A dolphin? Well.. okay..
 [she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway]

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