Vintage Ad: Dexter shoes, 1972

Love Hangover

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He's obviously a real crowd pleaser with the ladies at the pool, but in the ring my friend, he’ll break every bone in your body. And that goes fucking double for you Randy “Macho Man” Savage! The stud who body-slammed Andre the Giant in WrestleMania III and effortlessly flung Rocky Balboa into the fifth row in Rocky III, The Hulkster would one day star in one of the greatest films of all time (No Holds Barred) but also in one of the worst (Mr. Nanny). Perhaps still tormented by the shocking loss to The Ultimate Warrior in the epic 1990 WWF Championship (and for not teaching his son to drive responsibly), he’s nevertheless a true American Gladiator. And whether you call him Thunderlips, The Super Destroyer or Mr. America, he’s surely all Paco Camino Man.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High Turns 30

Decadent Smut: Christina's Bliss, 1981

A VOLUPTUOUS FROLIC THROUGH A LAND OF FORBIDDEN DESIRES Wild, tempestuous Christina van Bell is taken hostage by terrorists whose methods are carnal and relentless. How she contrives her escape is an edge-of-the-libido tale designed to entrall even the most jaded and sophisticated reader.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation