Friday, May 29, 2009

Decadent Smut: A Festival For Christina, 1983

ChristinaFestivalChristina's passionate love affair with jazz and the free-living characters who create it inspires her to sponsor an all-out, once-in-a-lifetime jazz festival of epic proportions. Under Christina's seductive management, the festival evolves into a bacchanalian extravaganza exceeding anything even her own erotic imagination has ever conceived.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Bullshit or Not! May 26, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Master Musicians Of Bukkake, Totem One
2. Acid Mothers Temple, Glorify Astrological Martyrdom
3. Disembowelment Decapitation, All Hail the Headless Analbots
4. Shawskank Redemption, Pinching Loaves For God
5. Jimmy Dumbass, Watch Us Fail Miserably
6. Shitmat, One Foot In The Grave
7. Bury Your Dead, It’s Nothing Personal
8. Garden Weasel Incident, Let Us Never Speak Of This Again
9. The Manure Heads, Shit For Brains
10. Black Moth Super Rainbow, Eating Us

Legit!
1. Master Musicians Of Bukkake, Totem One
2. Acid Mothers Temple, Glorify Astrological Martyrdom
6. Shitmat, One Foot In The Grave
7. Bury Your Dead, It’s Nothing Personal
10. Black Moth Super Rainbow, Eating Us

Bullshit!
3. Disembowelment Decapitation, All Hail the Headless Analbots
4. Shawskank Redemption, Pinching Loaves For God
5. Jimmy Dumbass, Watch Us Fail Miserably
8. Garden Weasel Incident, Let Us Never Speak Of This Again
9. The Manure Heads, Shit For Brains

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Vintage Ad: Winchester little cigars, 1973

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And yup, that's Farrah Fawcett a few years before she made Farrah hair famous.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Bullshit or Not! May 19, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Tard, Dining With The Lepers
2. Lyin’ Bitch & The Restraining Orders, Can’t Cum Within A Hundred Feet Of Your Love
3. Fagget Fairies, Feed The Horse
4. Shit Storm, How Now Brown Clouds
5. Boneriffic, Anatomically Correct
6. Drive Through Sex Window, Happy Ending Meals
7. Giggle Farts, Tooty Frooty Oh Doody
8. Various Artists, String Tribute To Mudvane
9. Meat Tree, Vegetarian Surprise
10. Skeletonbreath, Eagle’s Nest, Devil’s Cave

Legit!
1. Tard, Dining With The Lepers
2. Lyin’ Bitch & The Restraining Orders, Can’t Cum Within A Hundred Feet Of Your Love
3. Fagget Fairies, Feed The Horse
8. Various Artists, String Tribute To Mudvane
10. Skeletonbreath, Eagle’s Nest, Devil’s Cave

Bullshit!
4. Shit Storm, How Now Brown Clouds
5. Boneriffic, Anatomically Correct
6. Drive Through Sex Window, Happy Ending Meals
7. Giggle Farts, Tooty Frooty Oh Doody
9. Meat Tree, Vegetarian Surprise

Saturday, May 16, 2009

WTF Video: Jacques Desrosiers "Patof Blou" 1972


Got drugs? Good. Take 'em before watching.

Friday, May 15, 2009

The following handwritten letter was recently discovered crumpled on the cool marble steps of McKinley Hall:

Dear Lisa,

Do you think it’s possible to catch swine flu from eating infected mad cow beef patties? How about French kissing sketchy Mexican street food vendors who’ve tested positive for a rare rubella virus strain? Even if they’re all hardcore intravenous drug users? That reminds me, have you tried on Ebola Jeans yet? They’ve got the best ads--“Ebola Jeans--Don’t worry, you’ll fit in them soon enough!” Wait, maybe I misspelled it wrong. Hey did you know that when people age, they get older? Because conversely on the other hand you have to look at the flip side for a different perspective on a new angle. I didn’t.

I'm pretty sure it's conceivable to catch legionnaires disease from girl scouts,

Kristin

Song of the Day:

Eels, “Fresh Blood”

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Bullshit or Not! May 12, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Overkill, Fuck You And Then Some
2. Autopsy Torment, 7th Ritual For The Darkest Soul Of Hell
3. Bone Gnawer, Feast of Flesh
4. Cock Sparrer, Here We Stand
5. Those Who Bring The Torture, Tank Gasmask Ammo
6. Burial Hordes, War Revenge And Total Annihilation
7. Suicidal Winds, Chaos Rising
8. Axis Powers, Marching Towards Destruction
9. Pop Evil, Lipstick On The Mirror
10. Hellveto, Neoheresy
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Legit!
1. Overkill, Fuck You And Then Some
2. Autopsy Torment, 7th Ritual For The Darkest Soul Of Hell
3. Bone Gnawer, Feast of Flesh
4. Cock Sparrer, Here We Stand
5. Those Who Bring The Torture, Tank Gasmask Ammo
6. Burial Hordes, War Revenge And Total Annihilation
7. Suicidal Winds, Chaos Rising
8. Axis Powers, Marching Towards Destruction
9. Pop Evil, Lipstick On The Mirror
10. Hellveto, Neoheresy

Bullshit!
Sorry if you actually picked out five bullshit albums, but I swear these are all legit!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day!

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Here's a shout out to moms everywhere who let kids eat watermelon right out the fridge.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Decadent Smut: Christina’s Island, 1982

ChrisislandaFrom London to Paris, from Stockholm to Sydney, from Athens to Tel Aviv, legendary beauty Christian van Bell assembles the cast of her greatest romantic production ever: the creation of her own tropical paradise. Driven by her ambitious desires, Christina passionately presides over the dramatic development of a torrid Caribbean playground as erotic as it is exotic.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

KISS Thursday: KISS Fever Strikes Student

PhotobucketA high school English teacher friend of ours found this KISS drawing left behind after class. Imagine her horror discovering 'Rock and Roll' was misspelled 'Rock and Role.'

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Bullshit or Not! May 5, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Pink Mountaintops, Outside Love
2. Sleepytime Farm Revue, The Cows On The Bus Go Moo and Moo
3. Prostitute Disfigurement, Descendants Of Depravity
4. Acid Drinkers, Fishdick
5. Condemnable Contempt, Don’t Forget Your Angry Facial Comes Wednesday
6. Stinkle, What Kind Of Soul Am I?
7. Warp II, I Don’t Want To Go To Heaven As Long As They Have Vulcans In Hell
8. Alabaster Moonglow, Dark Chocolate Basement Storage
9. Sickle Cell Anemia, Never Felt Better
10. Assemble Head In Sunburst Sound, When Sweet Sleep Returned

Legit!
1. Pink Mountaintops, Outside Love
3. Prostitute Disfigurement, Descendants Of Depravity
4. Acid Drinkers, Fishdick
7. Warp II, I Don’t Want To Go To Heaven As Long As They Have Vulcans In Hell
10. Assemble Head In Sunburst Sound, When Sweet Sleep Returned

Bullshit!
2. Sleepytime Farm Revue, The Cows On The Bus Go Moo and Moo
5. Condemnable Contempt, Don’t Forget Your Angry Facial Comes Wednesday
6. Stinkle, What Kind Of Soul Am I?
8. Alabaster Moonglow, Dark Chocolate Basement Storage
9. Sickle Cell Anemia, Never Felt Better

R.I.P. Dom DeLuise aka Captain Chaos


Been a cop long? Hilarious.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

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He’s cooler than you could fucking imagine and collects more pussy than an inner city animal shelter. Luring foxy chicks with his killer Vitalis hair, poisonous lips, rock star Aviators and nut sack accentuating dress slacks, the Paco Camino Man always attracts hot tail at wild backstage parties. Now don’t hate this ladykiller because he’s totally hung & beautiful, but seriously, he makes the average guy look like a street bum with a shrinkage problem. Smoking primo joints rolled with rare ivory tusk papers, the Paco Camino Man can sometimes upset the herd by wearing fur and Ted Nugent endangered underwear (which barely contains his King of the Jungle). Try sucking on that PETA.