Do you think it’s possible to catch swine flu from eating infected mad cow beef patties? How about French kissing sketchy Mexican street food vendors who’ve tested positive for a rare rubella virus strain? Even if they’re all hardcore intravenous drug users? That reminds me, have you tried on Ebola Jeans yet? They’ve got the best ads--“Ebola Jeans--Don’t worry, you’ll fit in them soon enough!” Wait, maybe I misspelled it wrong. Hey did you know that when people age, they get older? Because conversely on the other hand you have to look at the flip side for a different perspective on a new angle. I didn’t.
I'm pretty sure it's conceivable to catch legionnaires disease from girl scouts,
Song of the Day:
Eels, “Fresh Blood”
Friday, May 15, 2009
The following handwritten letter was recently discovered crumpled on the cool marble steps of McKinley Hall:
Posted by Feo Mateo at 12:09 AM