A ribald rendition of Jingle Bell Rock

Jingle whore, jingle whore, jingle whore, cock
Jingle whores swing and jingle whores ring
Blowing and throwing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle whore, jingle whore, jingle whore, cock
Jingle whores chime in jingle whore time
Pole dancing and hooking in jingle Whore Square
In the lusty air

What a bright time, it’s the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle whore time is a swell time
To go Astro-gliding in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy up jingle whore, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and-a-mingle in the jingling back seat

That’s the jingle whore
That’s the jingle whore
That’s the jingle whore
That’s the jingle whore cock