Thursday, September 27, 2007

What's more disturbing: Poison covering "SexyBack" or the sight of these depraved stuffed animals getting their freak on?

Answer: It's equally upsetting, but looking at stuffed animals will never really be the same again. I shudder to think that Tisdale, my beloved childhood teddy bear was bumping uglies with Mr. Tootie, a horny stuffed duck I won at a fireman's carnival.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Vintage Ad #23: Spalding Rubber Basketballs, 1977

Streetballad copy If you want the ball with the sure-handed feel, look for our signatures at your sporting goods dealer. Other autograph balls are signed by Wilt Chamberlain, 'Pistol Pete' and 'Ernie D.'

Saturday, September 22, 2007

The cure for the blues

Beaker sings a woefully underappreciated version of “Feelings.”

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Stardog Champion

R.I.P. Martha

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Jesus Christ, did Bruce Willis make a Banjo Party album? Sure as hell looks like him.

Frank Ovanin my ass. That's freaking Bruce Willis. Bullshit or Not?

Monday, September 10, 2007

The following handwritten letter was found crumpled on the unseasonably warm marble steps of McKinley Hall:

Dear Lisa,

I had a word problem antacid trip about a train carrying Queens of the Stone Age leaving Chicago sometime yesterday and heading southwest at 93 MPH, while another train departing with Rage Against The Machine left New York traveling 87 MPH sometime the following Thursday in a northeast-ish direction. Winning a free bucket of variety chicken from Clucko’s, I determined the trains would intersect if operated by US American conductors who went to school in South Carolina and the Iraq, such as, and like had no maps. Funny, but after reprogramming my iPhone as a potentiometer measuring electromotive forces, which are of course, negated by variable resistances crossing through established currents, I found that it works perfectly great as a vibrating multimedia sex toy.

Hey does your pee smell suddenly like urine?


Song of the Day:
Fairmount Girls, “Sinkin’ In”

Friday, September 07, 2007

Vintage Ad #17: Tipalet flavored cigarettes, 1970

"Hit her with tangy Tipalet Cherry. Or rich, grape-y Tipalet Burgundy. Or luscious Tipalet Blueberry. It's wild! Tipalet. It's new. Different. Delicious in taste and in aroma. A puff in her direction and she'll follow you, anywhere. Oh get smoking satisfaction without inhaling smoke. Smokers of America, do yourself a flavor. Make your next cigarette a Tipalet."

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Nike. Back in the Day.

Forget Nike shox or Nike iPod. We're talking old skool kicks. And a lot more facial hair.

Monday, September 03, 2007

Drum War! Buddy Rich vs. Animal!

Animal can only scream in open-mouthed horror as he poops out early getting stick-whipped by legendary human drummer Buddy Rich.

Sunday, September 02, 2007