Sunday, February 25, 2007

Evil Rock Quilts


As the name suggests, Quiltsr├┐che is not your ordinary run of the mill quiltter. Boo Davis quilts these heavy metal motifs with names such as "Skullfucked" and "Bangover".

Friday, February 23, 2007

Soul Truth: The Marvelous Marvin Gaye: In Celebration of Black History Month


Behold the greatest soul musician who ever did live performing an emotionally charged version of "What's Going On/What's Happening Brother." If you don't get goosebumps watching this footage then you must be freakin' dead. Either that or a godamn C.H.U.D., in which case get the hell outta Paco before I call Pinhead and his merry band of Cenobites to tear you apart. Or maybe I'll get the Brown Hornet to use his superpowers instead. See what happens when I get off track during black history month..

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Do you suffer from "Male Menstrual Cramps."



you don't have to suffer in silence any longer. Get help. See the documentary

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Asylum of Satan, or as I like to call it, three minutes you'll never get back


Awakened by a mutilated crazed animal who seeks her beauty to appease the blood lust of a devil bridegroom pursued to the canyons of hell to the edge of sanity by the bestial craving of the Prince of Darkness. The Asylum of Satan!

Sunday, February 11, 2007

self cleaning underwear

Goodbye nasty. Hello nano.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

HOT POOP

What happens when you mix the sassy vocals of a fourteen year-old girl from Paramus New Jersey with an Irish sheepherding fiddler, a telekinetic bassist and a crime-fighting drummer that used to play in a Hall & Oates cover band?

They're called Hot Poop-- and make no mistake-- they play hardcore funk with a sloping-forehead metal crunch, but Poop also drops in the mellow schmaltz of Enya and Yanni and flushes it all around. Wait, I'm starting wonder if I've got my facts straight here. Hmm, maybe I should've googled them before posting this.

Well, then would you believe that Matisyahu is actually Jimmy Fallon in disguise? Ever seen them together? I swear I saw Tony Clifton the other day on The View.

Bullshit or Not! Special DVD Porn Edition!

Movie titles can often be misleading. Guess which five DVDs are mainstream films and which five are hardcore porn flicks:

1. Angels in America
2. Alphabet
3. Felicity: An American Girl Adventure
4. Ten Little Piggies 9
5. The Cheetah Girls 2
6. Playing With Aaralyn Barra
7. Uptown Girls
8. Down Periscope
9. True Story of the Nun of Monza
10. Princess Has Come of Age

Mainstream Movies:
1. Angels in America ~ HBO
3. Felicity: An American Girl Adventure ~ Warner Bros.
5. The Cheetah Girls 2 ~ Disney
7. Uptown Girls ~ MGM
8. Down Periscope ~ Twentieth Century Fox

Hardcore Porn Flicks:
2. Alphabet ~ Vivid
4. Ten Little Piggies 9 ~ Platinum X Pictures
6. Playing With Aaralyn Barra ~ Anarchy
9. True Story of the Nun of Monza ~ Media Blasters
10. Princess Has Come of Age ~ Black Widow Media