As the name suggests, Quiltsrÿche is not your ordinary run of the mill quiltter. Boo Davis quilts these heavy metal motifs with names such as "Skullfucked" and "Bangover".
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Friday, February 23, 2007
Behold the greatest soul musician who ever did live performing an emotionally charged version of "What's Going On/What's Happening Brother." If you don't get goosebumps watching this footage then you must be freakin' dead. Either that or a godamn C.H.U.D., in which case get the hell outta Paco before I call Pinhead and his merry band of Cenobites to tear you apart. Or maybe I'll get the Brown Hornet to use his superpowers instead. See what happens when I get off track during black history month..
Posted by Feo Mateo at 7:34 PM
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Awakened by a mutilated crazed animal who seeks her beauty to appease the blood lust of a devil bridegroom pursued to the canyons of hell to the edge of sanity by the bestial craving of the Prince of Darkness. The Asylum of Satan!
Posted by Feo Mateo at 11:24 PM
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Thursday, February 08, 2007
What happens when you mix the sassy vocals of a fourteen year-old girl from Paramus New Jersey with an Irish sheepherding fiddler, a telekinetic bassist and a crime-fighting drummer that used to play in a Hall & Oates cover band?
They're called Hot Poop-- and make no mistake-- they play hardcore funk with a sloping-forehead metal crunch, but Poop also drops in the mellow schmaltz of Enya and Yanni and flushes it all around. Wait, I'm starting wonder if I've got my facts straight here. Hmm, maybe I should've googled them before posting this.
Well, then would you believe that Matisyahu is actually Jimmy Fallon in disguise? Ever seen them together? I swear I saw Tony Clifton the other day on The View.
Posted by Feo Mateo at 8:21 PM
Movie titles can often be misleading. Guess which five DVDs are mainstream films and which five are hardcore porn flicks:
1. Angels in America
3. Felicity: An American Girl Adventure
4. Ten Little Piggies 9
5. The Cheetah Girls 2
6. Playing With Aaralyn Barra
7. Uptown Girls
8. Down Periscope
9. True Story of the Nun of Monza
10. Princess Has Come of Age
1. Angels in America ~ HBO
3. Felicity: An American Girl Adventure ~ Warner Bros.
5. The Cheetah Girls 2 ~ Disney
7. Uptown Girls ~ MGM
8. Down Periscope ~ Twentieth Century Fox
Hardcore Porn Flicks:
2. Alphabet ~ Vivid
4. Ten Little Piggies 9 ~ Platinum X Pictures
6. Playing With Aaralyn Barra ~ Anarchy
9. True Story of the Nun of Monza ~ Media Blasters
10. Princess Has Come of Age ~ Black Widow Media
Posted by Feo Mateo at 6:27 PM