Bullshit? Or Not! Did KISS really record a secret Christmas album? Well, not exactly. Legend has it that in late-1977, Casablanca Records founder Neil Bogart was on a monumental coke-fueled binger and ordered Ken Kelly, the artist who painted the infamous Love Gun cover, to "Christmasfy" one single copy of the album. Kelly originally told Bogart to fuck off, but when he was offered a new Mercedes, he relented. Can't divulge how it wound up in Paco Camino's possession, but the insanely rare artwork had been stashed away in the late, great Ace Frehley's studio for decades. So, this is the sole print of KISS, Love Gun Christmas, and it's perhaps the most bizarre KISS artifact in existence. Can't make this shit up.

Summer Ride: 1964 Pontiac GTO

R.I.P Martin Mull

Decadent Smut: Christina's Need, 1983

 

Lynda Carter circa 1973

R.I.P. Carl Weathers

Fun Fact. After Carl was cut from the Raiders, he used to babysit me & my little sister.

Winter snow outside the front door, 1970.

The world is yours until the end. Say hello to my little friend!

Babe. Slip on your shoes & grab your bag, the driver is waiting.

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s your boogeyman, turn him on. Hey, The Shape may not have any social skills, but he’s a real cutup with the ladies. Sadly, there may be some deep-seated stalking issues from stabbing his sister to death on Halloween night in her bedroom 15 years ago. Confined to a sanitarium since the incident, he’s decided to come home for Halloween. So really, is it his fault he stole a car and broke into a hardware store to steal a Shatner mask and some sharp knives? People need those things. His only other faux pas was maybe knifing a few horny teenagers and digging up his sister’s headstone from the cemetery and placing it on a bed with the corpse of a teenage slut. The Paco Camino Man. He can survive any injury, endure terrible film sequels, and put up with imitators like Camp Crystal Lake’s Jason Voorhees and that bum Freddy Krueger from down on Elm Street.