Paco Camino will return when he feels better.

What a freakin' whiner. Mildred should've slapped him and put a roofie in his Nyquil.

Damn fine listening material, 1965

Vintage Ad: Jesus Jeans, 1976

What's worse? Using Christ to sell jeans or ripping off the CBS television logo?

Decadent Smut: The Libertines, 1973

THE LIBERTINES was a private club on campus where depravity was part
of the initiation. A searing novel of big-city learning and its rebel young...

Paco Rocks! The Plasmatics "Masterplan" live 1981

The Plasmatics completely defile purse-clutching housewives who made the mistake of wandering into Tom Snyder's Tomorrow Show studio on the wrong day in 1981.

Stupid copyright. Here's some replacement W.O.W.

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Down at the racetrack he’s known as the horse whisperer bookie. Some folks maintain he’s the first sign of the leisure suit apocalypse. Hee-haw all you want, but you can bet good money this plaid stallion always entices foxy fillies, and he certainly doesn’t need binoculars to see this fine-ass thoroughbred jockeying hard for his conquering attention. The Paco Camino Man: hung like a full furlong, he’s the odds-on favorite to break in any woman and victoriously ride her all the way to the finish.

Marathon Man

"Don't give up.. don't ever give up." Even if you're running for Satan.

Vintage Ad: Maxi-Lash mascara, 1978

Yep, that's Erin Gray looking sexy in the morning.

Decadent Smut: Society Hooker, 1974

Paco shows you how to walk the dog