Friday, August 29, 2008

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

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Nicknamed the Cobra, he’s a badass batsman standing tall in an unbelievably cramped pro locker room. The first million dollar contract hitter remembered for his killer throw to third base to nab Jim Rice in the 1979 All-Star Game, this 2-time National League Batting Champion, 3-time Golden Glove Winner and 7-time All-Star once knocked the cover off a baseball. That’s why no one says shit if he wears one shoe and accessorizes with wristbands and a cowboy hat. The muscle of the 1979 World Series, this Paco Camino Man inspired MVP Willie Stargell, unheralded Phil Garner and reliever Kent Tekulve (and his weird sidearm pitching) to deliver three clutch cargo victories, rallying from the brink of elimination against the Baltimore Orioles. We Are Family indeed.

Sister Sledge "We Are Family" 1979

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Vintage Ad: Pubie...The Bionic Pubic Hair, 1979

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Hey kids, don't forget to add Pubie to your back-to-school shopping list!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

:20 Minute Workout


Before the advent of the Internet, this famously sexy workout program helped ease the discomfort of involuntary morning wood while promoting the development of hand, wrist, and forearm muscles of teenage boys everywhere.

Damn fine reading material. Her Candle Burns Hot!, 1951

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Isis



Chicks that fly are so hot...

JoAnna Cameron: All American Isis Hottie

Damn fine listening material: Terroni E Polentoni "Divorziano"

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Monday, August 25, 2008

Morgan Brittany vs. Jayne Kennedy



Jayne Kennedy is my girl!

Jayne Kennedy, 1981