I'll have what she's having..

Rusty Griswold: [watching a romantic couple make out at the table] Dad, he's grabbing her tits right there at the table!
Clark Griswold: Just eat your breakfast, Russ.
Rusty Griswold: [Rusty still watching the couple] Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
Clark Griswold: He's not gonna pork her, Russ.
Rusty Griswold: I think he's gonna.
Clark Griswold: He may pork her, finish your breakfast.

This Week in Paco Fall Fashion

Decadent Smut: Nicole, 1982

Nicole. The name is a cool whisper on the hot sands of the Caribbean, a sensuous sigh in the marble hideaways of a French chateau. From her first budding moment of desire, Nicole lives to love and loves to live with a passion no other woman can surpass, and only special men can match. Because of her ripe beauty, a jet-sleek world of delicious decadence lies at her feet--and in her arms. Enter the world of Nicole at your pleasure. Or your risk.

Now that's Italian..

A Perfect Fall Day With Friends

Vintage Ad: Groshire knit sport coats, 1972

What Did I Do That Was Wrong?

Dynamite Halloween Stickers, 1977

Football Sunday. Ollie Matson, 1957

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