R.I.P. Dom DeLuise aka Captain Chaos

Been a cop long? Hilarious.

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s cooler than you could fucking imagine and collects more pussy than an inner city animal shelter. Luring foxy chicks with his killer Vitalis hair, poisonous lips, rock star Aviators and nut sack accentuating dress slacks, the Paco Camino Man always attracts hot tail at wild backstage parties. Now don’t hate this ladykiller because he’s totally hung & beautiful, but seriously, he makes the average guy look like a street bum with a shrinkage problem. Smoking primo joints rolled with rare ivory tusk papers, the Paco Camino Man can sometimes upset the herd by wearing fur and Ted Nugent endangered underwear (which barely contains his King of the Jungle). Try sucking on that PETA.

Decadent Smut: Jennifer: Book Three, 1982

Vintage Ad: Keystone custom wheels, 1973

KISS Thursday: KISS conquers Cadillac, Michigan 1975

KISS destroys eardrums and turns townsfolk into bloodthirsty Satan worshippers.

Bullshit or Not! April 28, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. I Monster, A Dense Swarm of Ancient Stars
2. Velcro Snaps, Button Your Zipper
3. Manticore, Bowels Of The Holy Anoint Us In Evil
4. Duplicitous Douchbag, Scum Sucking Liguistic Crudball
5. Johnny Tetherball, King Of The Day Camp Playground
6. Selfish Cunt, English Chamber Music
7. Milk Thief, Lactose Intolerance
8. The Space Sluts, Cosmic Whores Totally Doing The Universe
9. Edguy, Fucking With Fuck
10. The Green Pajamas, Poison In The Russian Room

Legit!
1. I Monster, A Dense Swarm of Ancient Stars
3. Manticore, Bowels Of The Holy Anoint Us In Evil
6. Selfish Cunt, English Chamber Music
9. Edguy, Fucking With Fuck
10. The Green Pajamas, Poison In The Russian Room

Bullshit!
2. Velcro Snaps, Button Your Zipper
4. Duplicitous Douchbag, Scum Sucking Liguistic Crudball
5. Johnny Tetherball, King Of The Day Camp Playground
7. Milk Thief, Lactose Intolerance
8. The Space Sluts, Cosmic Whores Totally Doing The Universe

Damn fine reading material. Gentle Tyrant, 1973

Vintage Ad: Seagram's VO Canadian Whisky, 1970

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Damn fine listening material: Klaus Wunderlich, 1979