Vintage Ad: Black Velvet, 1979

Gatorade: It's Really Something!

Horny babe #1: (embarassed) We don't have any coffee
Horny babe #2: How about some of the 'or something?'
John Holmes: The 'or something' sounds like fun (cue tongue curl and unzipping)

Damn fine listen: Philomena Begley, Truckin' Queen 1977

Vintage Ad: Campus clothing, 1970

Freaks and Geeks: Neil Peart Sucks

Fantastic scene. With Nick (Jason Segel) temporarily crashing at the Weir’s house, he interrupts quiet hour cranking Rush’s “Tom Sawyer.” With a stunned Sam and Lindsay eavesdropping, Mr. Weir offers Nick some clutch encouragement and also points out that drummer Neil Peart is terrible compared to the amazing talent of Gene Krupa.

Time for Carpet Square!

What me worry?

Bullshit or Not! November 4, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Black Moth Super Rainbow, Drippers
2. Grampall Jookabox, Ropechain
3. Precious Lipstick, These Bunnies Died For Your Face
4. The So So Glos, Tourism/Terrorism
5. Various Artists, Gangsta Tribute To Hillary Duff
6. The Bongshoremen, Hookah Fire Down At The Docks
7. Assbunch Cyanide, Deadly Chemical Wedgies
8. The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Put On Your Rosey Red Glasses
9. Desolation Wilderness, White Light Strobing
10. Tiny Gargantuan, The Huge Smallness of the Giant Dwarf

Legit!
1. Black Moth Super Rainbow, Drippers
2. Grampall Jookabox, Ropechain
4. The So So Glos, Tourism/Terrorism
8. The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Put On Your Rosey Red Glasses
9. Desolation Wilderness, White Light Strobing

Bullshit!
3. Precious Lipstick, These Bunnies Died For Your Face
5. Various Artists, Gangsta Tribute To Hillary Duff
6. The Bongshoremen, Hookah Fire Down At The Docks
7. Assbunch Cyanide, Deadly Chemical Wedgies
10. Tiny Gargantuan, The Huge Smallness of the Giant Dwarf

Hardcore Punk Flashback: Black Flag "Slip It In"

Vintage Ad: Winston cigarettes, 1974