Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s the only straight rock star on the planet that could possibly pull off wearing a silver rainbow firebird jacket with matching leather pants (tied together by a studded black belt borrowed from Rob Halford no less). Some might say he’s like Smokey and The Bandit crossed with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Still, some dopes on acid may blindly argue he’s a young Charles Manson starring in an off-Broadway roller skating version of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Which is really confusing. Uh, we’re getting off track here. The Paco Camino Man—sure his wardrobe is Doug Henning meets Mork from Ork, but if he had a dollar for every time a smoking hot chick wearing a leather bra wanted to fuck his brains out, he could open a bowling alley/video arcade/coffee emporium without having to lobby for municipal funding.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Decadent Smut: Swinging Both Ways/Nymphs at Play, 1979

A well-loved Beeline novel barely alive.

Monday, April 01, 2013

Bullshit or Not! Don Rickles replaced Paul Stanley in KISS!

Reports have surfaced that during the entire 1977-78 KISS Alive II tour, Don Rickles secretly replaced lead singer Paul Stanley.
Bullshit or Not?
Seriously, what really went down was that Cher, (then inexplicably dating KISS bassist Gene Simmons) actually replaced Paul Stanley, who had selflessly taken several months off to finally sleep with the thousands of KISS groupies that were almost hopelessly backlogged. That same year in an extraordinary drunken blackout stupor, Ace Frehley once drove a Porsche out of an airplane, and in midair, threw a TV set out of the car on the way down, and then somehow landed in Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion swimming pool largely uninjured. Miraculously, he only suffered some facial scarring. Drummer Peter Criss wasn't so lucky. He discovered what happens when a small, expensive sports car meets a densely wooded area at a high rate of speed. And no shit-- while Criss recovered from his auto injuries, he was secretly replaced by future Late Night with David Letterman drummer Anton Fig.