Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Paco Camino will return when he feels better.

What a freakin' whiner. Mildred should've slapped him and put a roofie in his Nyquil.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Vintage Ad: Jesus Jeans, 1976

What's worse? Using Christ to sell jeans or ripping off the CBS television logo?

Friday, September 25, 2009

Decadent Smut: The Libertines, 1973

Libertines73a THE LIBERTINES was a private club on campus where depravity was part
of the initiation. A searing novel of big-city learning and its rebel young...

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Paco Rocks! The Plasmatics "Masterplan" live 1981

The Plasmatics completely defile purse-clutching housewives who made the mistake of wandering into Tom Snyder's Tomorrow Show studio on the wrong day in 1981.

Stupid copyright. Here's some replacement W.O.W.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


Down at the racetrack he’s known as the horse whisperer bookie. Some folks maintain he’s the first sign of the leisure suit apocalypse. Hee-haw all you want, but you can bet good money this plaid stallion always entices foxy fillies, and he certainly doesn’t need binoculars to see this fine-ass thoroughbred jockeying hard for his conquering attention. The Paco Camino Man: hung like a full furlong, he’s the odds-on favorite to break in any woman and victoriously ride her all the way to the finish.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Marathon Man

"Don't give up.. don't ever give up." Even if you're running for Satan.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Vintage Ad: Maxi-Lash mascara, 1978

Yep, that's Erin Gray looking sexy in the morning.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Friday, September 11, 2009

Wednesday, September 09, 2009


He’s an international photographer who calls the shots. A well-dressed mod that knows how to load a camera (with Kodak film of course), his dark tourist magnetism always lowers eyeglasses and hikes skirts. Noticing two marvelous women sharing a bottle of wine on a warm fall afternoon, the Paco Camino Man could use even the cheesiest of lines and still get laid. “Sei il motivo per cui hanno inventato il ghioccio per raffreddare!” How’s he do it? Because he’s a crotch rockateer hung like a Galliano bottle who digs Harvey Wallbangers, Golden Cadillacs, Flaming Lamborghinis and Rusty Trombones, which are often popular in Swedish pubs and sex farms in Amsterdam.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Paco Rocks! Es Señor O'Brien's padre a country music star?

Country legends Jim & Jesse McReynolds. Is Jesse Conando's secret mystery dad?

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Thursday, September 03, 2009