Monday, June 29, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

The King of Pop has died. RIP Michael Jackson

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Before the nose jobs, skin bleaching, and fetish for young boys, Michael Jackson was the coolest fucker on the planet that could sing and dance better than anyone. Ever.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

There's no laughing today. RIP Farrah Fawcett

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Video Flashback: Meatballs, 1979


Program director Jerry Aldini nicely justifies Camp Mohawk's $1,000 a week price tag.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Bullshit or Not! June 23, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Goblin, Il Fantastico Viaggio del Bagarozzo Mark
2. Vomitus, Barf You To Hell
3. Øresund Space Collective, Good Planets Are Hard To Find
4. Tickle Torture, It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Dies From Laughing
5. Cancerslug, Tales From A Butcher
6. Pussywink, The Cat With One Good Eye
7. Miles Long, Master Schlong
8. Death Cave, Stare Into The Final Abyss
9. Kitty In The Casket, Horror Express
10. Goatwhore, Carving Out The Eyes Of God

Legit!
1. Goblin, Il Fantastico Viaggio del Bagarozzo Mark
3. Øresund Space Collective, Good Planets Are Hard To Find
5. Cancerslug, Tales From A Butcher
9. Kitty In The Casket, Horror Express
10. Goatwhore, Carving Out The Eyes Of God

Bullshit!
2. Vomitus, Barf You To Hell
4. Tickle Torture, It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Dies From Laughing
6. Pussywink, The Cat With One Good Eye
7. Miles Long, Master Schlong
8. Death Cave, Stare Into The Final Abyss

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Damn fine listen: Sneakers & Lace, Skateboardin' USA

1978 vinyl artifact. Sounds like the Mamas and the Pappas meet ABBA. On skateboards.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Bullshit or Not! June 16, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Major Lazer, Guns Don’t Kill People…Lazers Do
2. Titmouse & Catbutt, Waking Up Behind Dumpsters Is Getting Old
3. Logical Positivism, I’ll Never Understand This Empirical Shit
4. Red Elvises, Drinking With Jesus
5. Fatcat & Fishface, Songs For Horrible Children
6. Various Artists, Halitosis: A Hall & Oates Tribute to Bad Breath
7. D Hole, Cuan Alpinus
8. Super Thug, Street Beatdown
9. The Sippy Cups, The Time Machine
10. Spinal Tap, Back From The Dead

Legit!
1. Major Lazer, Guns Don’t Kill People…Lazers Do
4. Red Elvises, Drinking With Jesus
5. Fatcat & Fishface, Songs For Horrible Children
9. The Sippy Cups, The Time Machine
10. Spinal Tap, Back From The Dead

Bullshit!
2. Titmouse & Catbutt, Waking Up Behind Dumpsters Is Getting Old
3. Logical Positivism, I’ll Never Understand This Empirical Shit
6. Various Artists, Halitosis: A Hall & Oates Tribute to Bad Breath
7. D Hole, Cuan Alpinus
8. Super Thug, Street Beatdown

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Vintage Ad: Chrysler Marine, 1979

PhotobucketChrysler powerboats, sailboats and Tiger outboards? What could possibly go wrong?

Video Flashback: Flesh Gordon, 1974

Announcer disclaimer: "Not to be confused with the original Flash Gordon." Well, duh.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Bullshit or Not! June 9, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Hoods, Pit Beast
2. Piss Garden, Golden Showers Bring May Flowers
3. Krikor And Dead Hillbillies, God Will Break It All
4. Chicks On Speed, Cutting The Edge
5. Twat Banjo, Mouth Harp Blues
6. Various Artists, The Beat Cops: The Reggae Tribute to The Police
7. Robo Scorpion, Detonate Upon Detonation
8. Darkness Dynamite, The Astonishing Fury of Mankind
9. Sweetbottom Starbooty, Now That’s Some Ass You Can Eat
10. Gras Och Stenar Trad, Homeless Cats

Legit!
1. Hoods, Pit Beast
3. Krikor And Dead Hillbillies, God Will Break It All
4. Chicks On Speed, Cutting The Edge
8. Darkness Dynamite, The Astonishing Fury of Mankind
10. Gras Och Stenar Trad, Homeless Cats

Bullshit!
2. Piss Garden, Golden Showers Bring May Flowers
5. Twat Banjo, Mouth Harp Blues
6. Various Artists, The Beat Cops: The Reggae Tribute to The Police
7. Robo Scorpion, Detonate Upon Detonation
9. Sweetbottom Starbooty, Now That’s Some Ass You Can Eat

Monday, June 08, 2009

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s a lone star BTO rolling through Texas like an All-American sex carnival. With a big red & white stripped rig that’s the envy of the interstate, this Alamo City Ace not only selflessly beats the bushes for beaver bears, but he’s always tapping refreshing coke babes to ride shotgun. Never backing off the hammer either, the Paco Camino Man can amazingly pull off dressing like a condiment stand exploded, while making every night feel like a Friday night under football lights.

Saturday, June 06, 2009

And now a word from our sponsors. Mercury Cougar XR-7.


Yup, that's Cheryl Tiegs. And fuck yeah bitch, this cougar has a padded tire deck.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Family


Family, originally uploaded by Ben Pearce.

KISS Thursday: Love Gun TV Commercial 1977

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Bullshit or Not! June 2, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Gucey Guce Doe Boy, I Got That Cake Mix!
2. Seal Cub Clubbing Club, From Rotting Fantasylands
3. Trash Brats, Out Of The Closet
4. Funeric Nocturnum, Pure Satanic Blasphemy
5. Iwrestledabearonce, It’s All Happening
6. Slough Feg, Ape Uprising
7. Acid Mothers Temple, Are We Experimental?
8. Scent Of Flesh, Deform In Torture
9. Gorgeous Drop Dead, The Hot N’ Heavy
10. Stolen Babies, There Be Squabbles Ahead
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Legit!
1. Gucey Guce Doe Boy, I Got That Cake Mix!
2. Seal Cub Clubbing Club, From Rotting Fantasylands
3. Trash Brats, Out Of The Closet
4. Funeric Nocturnum, Pure Satanic Blasphemy
5. Iwrestledabearonce, It’s All Happening
6. Slough Feg, Ape Uprising
7. Acid Mothers Temple, Are We Experimental?
8. Scent Of Flesh, Deform In Torture
9. Gorgeous Drop Dead, The Hot N’ Heavy
10. Stolen Babies, There Be Squabbles Ahead

Bullshit!
Sorry if you actually picked out five bullshit albums, but I swear these are all legit!