Thursday, April 30, 2009

KISS Thursday: KISS conquers Cadillac, Michigan 1975


KISS destroys eardrums and turns townsfolk into bloodthirsty Satan worshippers.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Bullshit or Not! April 28, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. I Monster, A Dense Swarm of Ancient Stars
2. Velcro Snaps, Button Your Zipper
3. Manticore, Bowels Of The Holy Anoint Us In Evil
4. Duplicitous Douchbag, Scum Sucking Liguistic Crudball
5. Johnny Tetherball, King Of The Day Camp Playground
6. Selfish Cunt, English Chamber Music
7. Milk Thief, Lactose Intolerance
8. The Space Sluts, Cosmic Whores Totally Doing The Universe
9. Edguy, Fucking With Fuck
10. The Green Pajamas, Poison In The Russian Room

Legit!
1. I Monster, A Dense Swarm of Ancient Stars
3. Manticore, Bowels Of The Holy Anoint Us In Evil
6. Selfish Cunt, English Chamber Music
9. Edguy, Fucking With Fuck
10. The Green Pajamas, Poison In The Russian Room

Bullshit!
2. Velcro Snaps, Button Your Zipper
4. Duplicitous Douchbag, Scum Sucking Liguistic Crudball
5. Johnny Tetherball, King Of The Day Camp Playground
7. Milk Thief, Lactose Intolerance
8. The Space Sluts, Cosmic Whores Totally Doing The Universe

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Bullshit or Not! April 21, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Clutchy Hopkins Meets Lord Kenjamin, Music Is My Medicine
2. Omnipresent Bitchslap, Knowledge Beatdown
3. Infected Disarray, Disseminating Obscenity
4. Trout Fishing In America, My Name Is Chicken Joe
5. Malevolent Short Order Cooks, Eat Crap And Die
6. Skinflute Camp Magician, Poof! You’re Gay!
7. The Insomniacs, At Least I’m Not With You
8. Chainsaw Dissection, Eviscerated By A Ravenous Cannibal
9. Deadbeat Banker, Writing Checks You Can’t Cash
10. Bumba Dida, Bumba Dida, Happy Trails To You

Legit!
1. Clutchy Hopkins Meets Lord Kenjamin, Music Is My Medicine
3. Infected Disarray, Disseminating Obscenity
4. Trout Fishing In America, My Name Is Chicken Joe
7. The Insomniacs, At Least I’m Not With You
8. Chainsaw Dissection, Eviscerated By A Ravenous Cannibal

Bullshit!
2. Omnipresent Bitchslap, Knowledge Beatdown
5. Malevolent Short Order Cooks, Eat Crap And Die
6. Skinflute Camp Magician, Poof! You’re Gay!
9. Deadbeat Banker, Writing Checks You Can’t Cash
10. Bumba Dida, Bumba Dida, Happy Trails To You

Monday, April 20, 2009

Dewey Cox learns about smoking reefers


This hilarious scene from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is an instant classic. Drummer Sam (Tim Meadows) does a rather poor job warning dimwitted 'smell-blind' Dewey (John C. Reilly) about the dangers of marijuana. The cute brunette reefer girl is hot newcomer Odette Yustman (October Road, Cloverfield).

Sunday, April 19, 2009

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

PacocyclistaHe’s a pistol packing pedal pusher slipstreaming hot chicks messy Fudgesicles. Cruising the park for highly impressionable fat bottomed girls, this horny cycling stud easily breaks away from the pack wearing a clean-fitted, ribbed (for her pleasure) comfort cotton wifebeater tank, burgundy stretch sport trousers (with classic leather belt) and casual Topsiders sans socks. The Paco Camino Man--combine his irresistible charm and hot child in the city looks with a cocksure stamina to force the pace and go the distance, and this freewheeling lothario will victoriously ride you double on his ten-speed back to his bachelor pad for some sweaty French touring. If you catch his drift.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Bullshit or Not! April 14, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Agorapocalypse
2. Ten Pounds Of Cheese, The Ocean Is Nothing But A Fish Toilet
3. Little Douche Coupe, A Celebration of Cars and Vaginal Cleanliness
4. Meat Raffle Road, Eaten By Crows
5. Putrid Squalor, Festering Hellhole Of Stench
6. Wet Paint, It Rots
7. Holy Crap, Farting For God
8. Slim Salty, Slim Salty’s Nuckin’ Futz
9. Crippled Black Phoenix, 200 Tons Of Bad Luck
10.Brontosaurus Chorus, You’ve Created A Monster

Legit!
1. Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Agorapocalypse
4. Meat Raffle Road, Eaten By Crows
6. Wet Paint, It Rots
9. Crippled Black Phoenix, 200 Tons Of Bad Luck
10. Brontosaurus Chorus, You’ve Created A Monster

Bullshit!
2. Ten Pounds Of Cheese, The Ocean Is Nothing But A Fish Toilet
3. Little Douche Coupe, A Celebration of Cars and Vaginal Cleanliness
5. Putrid Squalor, Festering Hellhole Of Stench
7. Holy Crap, Farting For God
8. Slim Salty, Slim Salty’s Nuckin’ Futz

Monday, April 13, 2009

Thursday, April 09, 2009

The Amazing Polaroid SX-70

And now, a compact folding electronically controlled motor-driven single lens reflex camera, capable of focusing from infinity down to ten inches has been developed to exploit integral self-processing film units, which when exposed, are automatically ejected from the camera with no parts to peel or discard, blah blah blah..

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Kurt Cobain would have thought this was funny. Maybe.

Fifteen years ago today, Kurt Cobain was found dead in a garage on his property, apparently overdosing on heroin and blowing his head off with a shotgun. At the time, it was strangely devastating. However a good friend and coworker, upon hearing the news proceeded to draw this shockingly perfect doodle in a matter of minutes on a piece of scrap paper. I immediately snapped it into the back of my Nirvana Unplugged CD jewel case where it’s been ever since. Jim Bliss, where are you man?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Bullshit or Not! April 7, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, Vs. Children
2. Various Artists, Shout At The Dobro: A Bluegrass Tribute To Motley Crue
3. The Sex Presleys, God Save The King
4. Pussy Magnet, Dicks of Steel
5. Wumpscut, Fuckit
6. Hair Pie, Now You See It Now You Don’t
7. Incontenible Banda Astilleros, Hencho a Mano
8. Pulling Boogers, Quick Pick Flick & Stick
9. Pink And Lincolns, Suck And Bloat
10. Fat Girls, Whale Sandwich

Legit!
1. Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, Vs. Children
3. The Sex Presleys, God Save The King
5. Wumpscut, Fuckit
7. Incontenible Banda Astilleros, Hencho a Mano
9. Pink And Lincolns, Suck And Bloat

Bullshit!
2. Various Artists, Shout At The Dobro: A Bluegrass Tribute To Motley Crue
4. Pussy Magnet, Dicks of Steel
6. Hair Pie, Now You See It Now You Don’t
8. Pulling Boogers, Quick Pick Flick & Stick
10. Fat Girls, Whale Sandwich