Saturday, November 29, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Burning Brides live with Fu Manchu and A.S.G.


Not bad for a drunk amateur recording. Burning Brides perform " Feel No Shame" at Columbus Ohio's famed Ravari Room on Saturday March 15, 2008. Fuck yeah!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Bullshit or Not! November 25, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Doctor Know, Fuck Off And Die
2. Texas Motherfuckers, Freaks
3. Brain Donor, Drain’d Boner
4. Mississippi Motherfuckers, Southern Fried
5. Balls, Chameleon
6. Bitchslap Motherfuckers, Stupefied
7. Alabama Killjoy, Darn Tootin’
8. Medicated Motherfuckers, Relapsed
9. Hands of Stone, Curse of the Dropsies
10. Smackle, Poppin’ and Lockin’

Legit!
1. Doctor Know, Fuck Off And Die
2. Texas Motherfuckers, Freaks
3. Brain Donor, Drain’d Boner
5. Balls, Chameleon
8. Medicated Motherfuckers, Relapsed

Bullshit!
4. Mississippi Motherfuckers, Southern Fried
6. Bitchslap Motherfuckers, Stupefied
7. Alabama Killjoy, Darn Tootin’
9. Hands of Stone, Curse of the Dropsies
10. Smackle, Poppin’ and Lockin’

Monday, November 24, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Decadent Smut: Christina’s Desire, 1978

Chrisdesirea A SENSUOUS NOVEL OF GLAMOUR AND PASSION. Christina's endless quest for forbidden pleasures and new thrills leads her briefly into the dazzling world of big-time superjocks. As she conducts her own championships with the most attractive sports figures of the day, the scoring is multiple and extraordinary.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bullshit or Not! November 18, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, La Luz Del Ritmo
2. Max Tundra, Parallax Error Beheads You
3. All Night Drug Prowling Wolves, All Night Drug Prowling Wolves
4. Knowledge Fist, Meditation For Dummies
5. Brown Air, Serious as a Fart Attack
6. Funckarma, Dudstone 2
7. Choking Hazard, Safety Issues
8. The Service Industry, Keep The Babies Warm
9. Rehash, Repeat After Me
10. Various Artists, Red Zeppelin: The Communist Tribute to Led Zeppelin

Legit!
1. Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, La Luz Del Ritmo
2. Max Tundra, Parallax Error Beheads You
3. All Night Drug Prowling Wolves, All Night Drug Prowling Wolves
6. Funckarma, Dudstone 2
8. The Service Industry, Keep The Babies Warm

Bullshit!
4. Knowledge Fist, Meditation For Dummies
5. Brown Air, Serious as a Fart Attack
7. Choking Hazard, Safety Issues
9. Rehash, Repeat After Me
10. Various Artists, Red Zeppelin: The Communist Tribute to Led Zeppelin

Monday, November 17, 2008

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The following letter was found crumpled among the windswept leaves on the hallowed grounds of McKinley Hall:

Dear Lisa,

Your youthful exuberance is getting old. I’d freaking slap you myself, but unfortunately I burned my hands trying to light a fart at a self-serve gas station last week. Who knew those spicy tacos would kick in during one of my psychopathic drug-induced paranoia attacks? You know how it is. Anyway, how’s your indoor plumbing? Flowing? Getting the pipes cleaned if you know what I mean? No seriously, I hope the bathroom remodeling contractor isn’t screwing you over. Why? What were you thinking? Hey is it possible to catch legionnaire’s disease from over stretching longus/adductor groups when the middle third of the linea aspera is innervated by the obtruator nerve of the femoral triangle? Because lately all my cat does is sit around crocheting and listening to Steely Dan and like, I'm like mega concerned.

My physiatrist says he’s going to write a book about me,

Kristin

Song of the Day:

Lady Dottie and the Diamonds, “I Ain’t Mad Atch Ya”

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Thriftmana
He’s a thrift store superhero. His conquests include scoring a sexual positions black light poster at a flea market in Santa Monica, a wire art painting of a unicorn riding a rainbow at a community garage sale in Monterey, and a black velvet painting of Elvis dead on a toilet at a gas station in San Juan Capistrano. Hot women are powerlessly attracted to this stud who really knows his crap, and this dirty blonde browser just can’t help overhearing his suggestion to use a native American pot for “dried cat tails, incense burning or even weed storage.” Maybe it was his authoritative tan adventure outfit or his sexy antique observations, but this Paco Camino Man is going home with a charmed brunette, a curio blonde and something to throw his spare change in.

Bullshit or Not! November 11, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Boogers, Road to Rock
2. Purple Cake, Super Happy Joyous Occasion
3. Various Artists, Master of Trumpets: A Horn Tribute to Metallica
4. Whales and Cops, Great Bouncing Icebergs
5. Dance Club Massacre, Circle of Death
6. Northeast Lavalords, The Menace Complex
7. The Stabs, Get to the Point
8. Recycler, Show Us Your Cans
9. Pig Destroyer, Natasha
10. Joe the Plumber, Joe Mama Ain’t Licensed

Legit!
1. Boogers, Road to Rock
4. Whales and Cops, Great Bouncing Icebergs
5. Dance Club Massacre, Circle of Death
6. Northeast Lavalords, The Menace Complex
9. Pig Destroyer, Natasha

Bullshit!
2. Purple Cake, Super Happy Joyous Occasion
3. Various Artists, Master of Trumpets: A Horn Tribute to Metallica
7. The Stabs, Get to the Point
8. Recycler, Show Us Your Cans
10. Joe the Plumber, Joe Mama Ain’t Licensed

Monday, November 10, 2008

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Gatorade: It's Really Something!



Horny babe #1: (embarassed) We don't have any coffee
Horny babe #2: How about some of the 'or something?'
John Holmes: The 'or something' sounds like fun (cue tongue curl and unzipping)

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Freaks and Geeks: Neil Peart Sucks


Fantastic scene. With Nick (Jason Segel) temporarily crashing at the Weir’s house, he interrupts quiet hour cranking Rush’s “Tom Sawyer.” With a stunned Sam and Lindsay eavesdropping, Mr. Weir offers Nick some clutch encouragement and also points out that drummer Neil Peart is terrible compared to the amazing talent of Gene Krupa.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Bullshit or Not! November 4, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Black Moth Super Rainbow, Drippers
2. Grampall Jookabox, Ropechain
3. Precious Lipstick, These Bunnies Died For Your Face
4. The So So Glos, Tourism/Terrorism
5. Various Artists, Gangsta Tribute To Hillary Duff
6. The Bongshoremen, Hookah Fire Down At The Docks
7. Assbunch Cyanide, Deadly Chemical Wedgies
8. The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Put On Your Rosey Red Glasses
9. Desolation Wilderness, White Light Strobing
10. Tiny Gargantuan, The Huge Smallness of the Giant Dwarf

Legit!
1. Black Moth Super Rainbow, Drippers
2. Grampall Jookabox, Ropechain
4. The So So Glos, Tourism/Terrorism
8. The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Put On Your Rosey Red Glasses
9. Desolation Wilderness, White Light Strobing

Bullshit!
3. Precious Lipstick, These Bunnies Died For Your Face
5. Various Artists, Gangsta Tribute To Hillary Duff
6. The Bongshoremen, Hookah Fire Down At The Docks
7. Assbunch Cyanide, Deadly Chemical Wedgies
10. Tiny Gargantuan, The Huge Smallness of the Giant Dwarf

Saturday, November 01, 2008