Hey it's me, Kaptain Kool and the Kongs! Super Chick. Turkey. Nashville. And Flatbush. And the boy howdiest show on earth--The Krofft Supershow! Starring Wonderbug, Dr. Shrinker and Electra Woman & Dyna Girl.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Krofft Supershow, 1976. With shit like this on Saturday mornings, it's no wonder kids in the 70s turned to drugs.
Posted by Feo Mateo at 1:27 AM
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
No you’re not hallucinating (uh, unless you’re zooming on acid, pink ladies or tainted fish larva, then yeah, you might be), but what you are seeing is a condensed version of the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special. Two hours of this crap exists. You don’t want to see it. George Lucas would rather it disappeared forever. Chewbacca's family? Bea fucking Arthur? Jefferson fucking Starship? What the hell is happening here?
Posted by Feo Mateo at 11:34 PM
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
The following handwritten letter was found crumpled up on the snow-encrusted marble steps of McKinley Hall:
Can you believe that our lowly serf bitch housemaid from Southern Ecuador had the smug know-it-all gall to call me, me—the biggest pompous goddess of immodest ego—a stuck-up and conceited primadonna? Who does that inconsequential peon think she is compared to my regal status as queen of swelled-head self-importance? Hey did you clear your throat mucus into my moisture-wicking workout socks again? It’s either that or my inside-out cat finally emptied his digestive sack after weeks of storing up prescription strength fish chum cat dinners in his intestines. Just realized Christmas is on for December 25th again. It’s like so confusing every year. Say that reminds me, can complex math formulas be used as analogies for physical determinism?
This is the month with New Years eve, right?
Song of the Day:
Japanty, “Koi no hareruya”
Posted by Feo Mateo at 10:39 PM
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Thursday, December 06, 2007
This space fart of a movie is so bad, you’ll be hard-pressed to finish watching the trailer. Observe the Star Wars-like theme music, gratuitous use of lightsabers and talk of a "weapon so vast, so huge, that it would take a whole planet to conceal it.” Um, you mean like a Death Star?
Posted by Feo Mateo at 8:12 PM