Paco adores...

-fashion week preparations
-trés belle musique de Jean Claude Vannier
-and Yves Saint Laurent inspirations,...

Vintage Ad: Warner's Wrap Bra, 1978

The Great Escape

Conan O’Brien, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Conan O’Brien, headed for the Pacific. Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. I swear the stuff he pulled....sometimes it makes me sad, though, Conan being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

Vintage Porn Poster: Sticky Fingers, 1966

Community theater ain't what it used to be..

Bullshit or Not! January 19, 2010 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. The Humpers, Positively Sick On 4th St.
2. Shuffleboard Heroes, Pants Too Far Off The Ground
3. The Ass Packers, These Lemon Squares Taste Like Fudge
4. Moving Targets, Sitting Duck
5. Illegal Eagles, Flying Restricted Airspace In The Face of Adversity
6. Mitchy Stick and Tha Wrong Kind, Yellow Tape
7. Tenebrous Liar, Jacknifed & Slaughtered
8. Pup Tent, Duct Tape Is Better
9. Funt Bucket, Moammar Gadhafi Raped My Grandmother
10. Purple Gonorrhea, Viking Plague Thwarted
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Legit!
1. The Humpers, Positively Sick On 4th St.
4. Moving Targets, Sitting Duck
6. Mitchy Stick and Tha Wrong Kind, Yellow Tape
8. Pup Tent, Duct Tape Is Better
7. Tenebrous Liar, Jacknifed & Slaughtered

Bullshit!
2. Shuffleboard Heroes, Pants Too Far Off The Ground
3. The Ass Packers, These Lemon Squares Taste Like Fudge
5. Illegal Eagles, Flying Restricted Airspace In The Face of Adversity
9. Funt Bucket, Moammar Gadhafi Raped My Grandmother
10. Purple Gonorrhea, Viking Plague Thwarted

Cibo Matto. Can you handle Beef Jerky on the Blue Train?

Vintage Ad: Sony Superscope, 1971

Football Sunday. It's a Conspiracy, 1972

Country Fashion Victim: Porter Wagoner, 1974